Micro$hit

A rendition of the word "Microsoft" used by wannabe-hackers and computer luddites the world over.

"i woz using micro$hit windoze, da shame"

by !MNc99 March 24, 2005

microsubterranianegyptianseamonkeys

freakish creatures from below the ground. They came here 1000000 years ago to feed on shrooms!

OMG! its a microsubterranianegyptianseamonkey!

by jonny December 3, 2002

Microsofted

When again and again you get screwed by Microsoft apps and repeatedly get into Catch XXII scenarios - for instance move a picture in a Word document and the whole thing shifts and disappears.

I can't run the 32bit install because I have some apps in 64bit and vice versa, I guess I got microsofted again.

by L'Agneau October 18, 2018

microsubterranianegyptianseamonkeys

A stupid ass LONG word...

microsubterranianegyptianseamonkeys!!!!!!11111111111111111111111

by Anonymous August 26, 2003

MicroSteven

Steven Varvaro has a unrealistically small penis size.

Ayo dat nigga got some MicroSteven

by vladimir58 December 19, 2018

Microhit

The tiny hits you take when you get to the end of your joint and it's really harsh

"I gotta microhit this roach!"

by Glucosemolece April 24, 2021

Sun Microsystems

A company that withstood Microsoft trying to take over it and repeled with releasing a free open source based product , Star office.

Damm Microsoft for trying to take over Sun's security and network devision

by Anon April 13, 2004