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micropanic

to be overcome by a sudden fear only to realize seconds later that the issue is small or nonexistent.
I responded to my coworker's email with a dirty joke and had a micropanic when I thought I had selected "reply all" and sent to my boss as well. I quickly realized I had only sent it to her.

I noticed my wedding ring missing on my finger this morning and had a mircopanic at work thinking I lost it, but was okay a second later when I realized I just had left it at home.
by meltoddy August 7, 2009
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macropenis

The medical condition of having an abnormally large penis.

95% of adult males fall within the interval 10.7 cm/4.23 in and 19.1 cm/7.53 in when erect.

The opposite of micropenis (the medical condition of having an abnormally small penis)

A penis too large poses many health risks both vaginally and anally. For instance, some short-term damages include the possibility of the cervix becoming bruised from deep penetration or vaginal and anal fissures.

It has been associated with higher risk for sex injury (penile fracture) and infections for the person with the condition.

Other terms : macrophallus, megalophallus, megalopenis, megaphallus, megapenis

Jonah Falcon (man known for claiming to have the biggest penis measuring 13.5 inches)
Unlike the popular belief that adult content and media instills in us, having a macropenis is not that great, neither for me nor my partner, the bigger the merrier is a myth.
by Johnwick98 August 25, 2021
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micropenis

the word is in reference to the penis size of over 90% of Humvee owners.
his micropenis was the reason he bought his Humvee.
by reverendmo June 22, 2010
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microphoning a Rusty Charlie

during a Rusty Charlie, the man aggressively stimulates the woman’s clitoris
My 55 year old uncle got to microphoning a Rusty Charlie with the 20 year chick he picked up last night.
by For TIMMAH! July 29, 2018
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macropenis

A freakishly large penis, usually accompanied by large testicles.
Unlike a chode, a macropenis is both wide and long.
Bob has a macropenis, and it is a terrible burden for him.

Alice has a crippling fear of macropenii.
by jeroknite March 1, 2014
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Microphone City

Also known as Dallas Texas cuz we got a buildin dat look like a microphone.
by octbodyrocka August 31, 2007
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macropenis

A person with an abnormally large penis.
by Assweepay August 13, 2003
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