Micronority

When a minority is too big to describe how few people believe in it

A Micronority of Vegans were ok with eating unicorn sausages because although endangered, the meat was imaginary and easily caught by virgins.

by StoneColdJ June 10, 2020

Micronophobia

The abnormal fear of accidentally unmuting your microphone during an online class or meeting.

I suffer from Micronophobia, i keep checking my mic every two seconds.

by sralali June 16, 2021

microoowave

A lazy Bri'ish guy who is diagnosed with Ligma that makes Deez Nuts Jokes on every Sentence he hears

Hey Microoowave, i have Covid bro

Microoowave: I have Deez Nuts on your chin

by xxGrieferJezuzLover42069xx February 14, 2022

Micronority

A classified subset of people, usually nested within a pre-existing minority group ad infinitum, or made of intersections of minority classifications. Often found to parasitize or symbiotically coexist within a larger minority group in service to their own smaller group goals, delegation of resources, management of attention, self-identification, and core niché issues. Fractal patterns define the term visually.

"Jane and I are African Americans in the USA, so we are minorities. However, Jane is also non-binary and disabled, making her also a 'micronority' with her own smaller subset of valid needs and issues."

by Brixenaut November 19, 2024

microlobia

A disease that slightly alters the skin underneath the pilly

oh broother this guy has an epic case of microlobia

by CementEater April 29, 2024

microgoon

Micro-dosing your goon session.

“Are you gooning later?”
“I don’t have enough time so I’ll have to microgoon”

by PoshPole June 14, 2024

micrononihazordon

a statement through saying them by a whore

my lovely friend is a micrononihazordon

by anonymous February 17, 2025