microcuntism

A short, smug statement, spoken or posted on social media, usually as a response or "comment" that gives you a glimpse into the mind of a cunt.

"That's just another one of Rob's microcuntisms."
"I see Trump has been tweeting more of his microcuntisms"

by mydonkeylikessavourypancakes October 30, 2020

Microconundrum

A really really small riddle

Jane was tickled by the microconundrum she heard at the comedian's convention.

by Ducktight January 9, 2012

microsubtweet

When you want to have comeplete discretion on who you are tweeting about, but not too discreet as not writing the tweet.

She think she can microsubtweet, but we all know who she talking about #confirmed

by YoungFlustered November 13, 2016

micronutritism

Religion based off the consumption of smoothies and the belief that every soul is a certain flavor. Enlightenment is reached when the soul ingests it's synonymous flavor. Rituals take place on new moons, full moons, and leap day. Every new moon Smoothites gather their ingredients and depending on their month's flavor combinations, they will either bury or freeze their components. (Freezing and burying will ensure that the ingredients stay fresh and are purified by the Earth and it's natural forces. However if your ingredients rot or are damaged in some way, do not ingest. This combination was not your souls match and it was the Gods warning you so. However some sects believe in eating the rotten ingredients in an attempt to reach enlightenment however this just annoys the smoothie gods and they won't warn you about wrong combos again.) Every full moon, the ingredients are dug up or thawed and blended into a smoothie. If the combination is correct enlightenment shall be reached if not, the next full moon is another chance. Every leap year true believers take the leap day to travel to find an exotic or extremely fresh ingredients. Many believe this day to be sacred and bring good luck in correct combinations. Word of caution, if one dies before finding their souls smoothie, they will be reincarnated as a lesser being until they finally find their flavor combination.

"I can't wait for leap day! I'm traveling to Antarctica to find a rare toot that might be my missing ingredient!"
"Oh I didn't know you practiced micronutritism! I've always wanted to get into that."

by RiriRascal January 19, 2017

microcum

Noun/mi-cro-cum/latin derivative
The minute amount of male/female/they ejaculate that is achieved through quaint stimulation. Anything over 1 cubic millilitre does not qualify.

ex: "Oh my god Becky, i got too excited during quidditch, does my nimbus 2000 smell like microcum?"

by Macrocum August 25, 2018

microcum

a small amount of cum, not able to reproduce, not satisfying. Normally produced from small penis men

yo momma: Oh yes daddy do it
you: OHHHHH THERE IT IS
yo momma: omg stanley thats microcum!!
you: damb
yo momma: you, your father, and ur uncle are all the same!

by WasteYouth5 November 27, 2020

Microconsent

Microconsent/ing/ed
- when a person does NOT verbally consent to sexual activity & expresses uncertainty to any form of sexual interaction

- is not true consensual sex therefore the other party should not proceed in pursuing sexual activity

- MICROCONSENT IS NOT CONSENT!!

Examples of Microconsent:
- being friendly
- physical compliments

- uncertainty towards sexual relations

Girl: Why are you touching me like that??
Guy: I thought you wanted it...
Girl: That was microconsent, not consent!!

by drywaller 4000 January 26, 2021