Double Micromanagement

When your boss and your boss's boss both are overmanaging the same issue.

Boss's boss: "Send me the monthly report right away"
...shortly after that...
Boss: "Send me the monthly report right away"
Previously-happy-go-lucky employee: "assholes. Stop that double micromanagement"

by happy-go-lucky employee March 18, 2013

microvision

the act of seeing things at a distance but seeing them in super detail as if they were up close. the most common way of achieving thing is doing shrooms and seeing everything in bold and in super high detail making it look interesting

whoaaa dude look at those trees over there they look so detailed.. man chris, im seeing microvision!!

by i luv to splooge April 22, 2008

microminiatureazation

Why the fuck would you search this useless, stupid, fucking word you retard. If your reading this you are a savage and a fucking retard at the same time so good job.

I don’t fucking know how to use microminiatureazation in a sentence.

by H svhcshgvsgjs January 31, 2019

Micromom

A mom that has nothing else to talk about and will tweet or facebook, up to the minute updates on her children.

I just saw another post by Mary, looks like her son Mikey just refused to eat his carrots again. Why does Mary think we need to hear about this, shes such a micromom.

by Abevichoada December 24, 2010

micromoment

A micromoment is 1×10^6 of a moment (SI Standard prefix "micro" = 10^6); that is, one-millionth of a moment.

The time it takes to suck a piece of boba from a bubble tea container using the straw is exactly one micromoment.

by kirupa December 7, 2012

micromelon

an incredibly small sized head; child -sized head on an adult's body.

Sweet jesus, you've got a micromelon!

by Jen Kebe July 7, 2005

MicroMilliMoment

Around 6 minutes. Discovered by famous scientist him bo

"Give me one micromillimoment please i have to run an errand"

by Lim Fao February 8, 2022