mickey-dodger

a female who openly shies away from sex

"Jules says after 3 months she still hasn't slept with Peter, gosh she's such a mickey-dodger"

by MissNO April 6, 2010

Mickey Mouse reseller

Mickey from NYC alert, 8rz aka Brandon. Is a Mickey who sold pandas for $220.

Nah man how he bragging bout skipping a concepts line but it went OOS before he got in, what a Mickey Mouse reseller

by Real reseller January 18, 2022

Mickey drips

Originated from the show King Gary SE:2 EP6 It is when the penis dribbles urine after urinating and mark appears on your clothing where the dribble has soaked into the material.

I can’t wear light trouser any more, as I might get a bad case of the mickey drips as my bladder isn’t as strong as it once was.

by Steakcon September 16, 2021

Doing a mickey

Agreeing to a deadline you can't meet because you are afraid of rocking the boat

Why is he stressed? Because he is doing a mickey

by Crazysteve July 27, 2016

Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay

I don't really know to be honest

Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?

No Kyle, what the fuck man!?

by kinky shit enthusiast January 16, 2022

The Cousin Mickey Doesn't Talk About

A demented blog often covering news, fiction, and other Disney related topics. Sometimes called the Disney blog for people who don't like Disney. The blog posts are often critical of Disney or even offensive to Disney fans.

Did you read the latest post From the Cousin Mickey Doesn't talk about? He accused Ariel of eating fish!

by Funmunke February 24, 2010

Mickey Rourke

an acting great who was huge in the 80s with hits like Diner and Barfly, crapped out in the 1990s after quitting acting for boxing, did Sin City reprising his movie villian speciality, and acted his heart out in the 2008 movie, "The Wrestler". He played a heartbreaking character named Randy "The Ram" Robinson, whose story resembles his own, gave the performance of a lifetime and was recognized for it.

Example 1: Mickey Rourke deserved the Oscar for best actor, he raped in that movie!

Example 2:

dude who doesn't like mickey rourke: Mickey Rourke blows!

Mickey Rourke- (kicks dudes ass)

by el hombre 123 June 25, 2009