miclinako

when one elderly person meets another in a battle of witts, and proceeds to perform oral sex on themselves.

Hey bro i was jogging, tonning my hot ass body out when I came across my grandpa and grandma in full miclinako mode.

by pegasis toes September 25, 2011

michlyn

Michlyn is the kind of girl that somehow always looks cute and beautiful at the same time. Just seeing her will make you feel better and when she smiles you loose your breath for a second. There isn’t anything in this world that you will want more than to make her happy if you know her. Every second you spend next to her is a gift from the universe that you exist in the same world as her. She may have trouble making up her mind but when she does she is very firm to her beliefs. If you ever mess with her, her boyfriend definitely will end you. You will hear her ask why more times than you can count but you will love when she does just so you have an excuse to talk to her more. Don’t ever let her forget how special she is since she has a terrible memory and will probably forget that more times than she forgets plans she makes. She may be weird at times but she is the best girlo you will ever meet.

Person 1: “you see that girl over there”
Person 2: “yeah she’s super pretty”
Person 1: “that’s my Michlyn so back off”

by Boyo#1 October 8, 2019

michelin man

Someone wearing at least one tire on their body.

You’re just a michelin man.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

The Michelin Man

When a couple with more than two extra tyres between them participate in bedtime activities. Usually one or more tyres are moved in order to achieve the activity.

“Honey my tyre is looking good after dinner today”

“Mmm, I love that darling we can go upstairs and do the Michelin Man tonight”

by MichelinMan101 April 10, 2023

micalina

Micalina is the best person you will ever know, she is nice, kind, funny, and most of the time quiet. She is the strangest human being on this planet, and has a great time. She is someone you can tell anything to, she would never tell a secret or spoil a surprise. She tells only her bestest of friends her secrets and will try to get as close to her crush as possible (without him knowing of course)! She would never ever be mean to anyone or make fun of you for an embarrassing secret

Girl 1: *sighs* I wish I could tell someone about my crush.
Girl 2: Why don’t you tell Micalina she will never judge you about anything!

by Hehehhehehehehhe November 20, 2017

Michelin

Rolls of fat around the hips. Can be used either affectionately or derogatorily.

That lady might have some Michelin, but she has a sweet face and a nice personality.

by pentozali April 7, 2008

michelin chin

Multiple chins, five or more.
A chin that looks like the michelin man

"Damn daaaawg, your mumma so fat her chin gone michelin!"
"She only 600 pounds nigga, chill."

by Dan Moore May 3, 2004