Maasai jumping-jack

Named after the Maasai jumping dance performed by the maassai tribe. One's penis is tucked between the thighs and as the person jumps up and down a 'handless wank' is achieved. Usually carried out in frustration after hand functionality is comprimised for extended periods. Quite difficult at first but can be perfected with practice.

The first Maasai jumping-jack was performed by Charley Boorman while filming the long way round through Africa. Charlie was whining about his bitchy little limp wrists one night and Ewan denied him a dutch rudder. So, inspired by the Maasai people he'd seen that day, the Maasai jumping-jack was born.

After that motorbike crash where he broke both his wrists, Paul became a pro at the Maasai jumping-jack.

"If Liam didn't show me how to Maasai jumping-jack myself after I burned my hands, I don't think I could've coped."

by What would Charlie do? November 9, 2012

MaaS

MaaS or Machine As A Service is a new methodology to market machinery to users. Rather than selling the equipment, the equipment is given to the end-user with no initial capital expenditure. The client only pays for the work performed by the machine.

Example; Hey Billy Joe, they just delivered my butter making centrifuge. It normally costs $500,000 but I got it on a MaaS model and pay $1.90 for every pound of butter I produce with it. Wow.... I am amazed.

by Afshin Doust @ AIS October 12, 2019

meandering miasma

an unforgiving aura that follows a person of no significance whatsover.

I saw waY2Krowed wallowing in his meandering miasma in front of a 7-11 yesterday while I was going to FYE to pick up the Black Crowes' latest DVD.

by the better Ted January 23, 2010

midas touch

The ability to make anything into a profitable/economically successful product.

"Yo, Drake got the midas touch!"

by pseudonymous richardson January 9, 2017

mikasashawtybae

the best tiktok mutual you can get

"bro you're mutuals with @mikasashawtybae??"

"yes she's so cool and swag"

by evyqies_ May 22, 2021

midas touch of shit

Someone who has bad luck with whatever they do. The opposite of the normal "Midas Touch " where everything turns to gold.

"Joe has the Midas Touch of Shit. He joined a really hot startup and it closed its doors in 6 months."

by VioletSays December 22, 2016

Mikasa

Mikasa is a bada***. Shes the best female character <3 Eren wouldn't be here if she wasnt alive. Best aot character ever. #GIRLBOSS
If you dont like her get off here <3

"OMG LOOK ITS MIKASA. SHES SO HOT!!"
"Duh shes the best aot character ever. #girlboss

by Mikasa is the hottest May 30, 2021