meximum

When someone works incredibly hard, but since they lack even the most basic skills, the product of their many hours of hard work is still crap. (I made up this word April 8, 2008)

Dingus: "I saw you had a bunch of illegal immigrants reroofing your house. Man, I hear those guys work their asses off."

Cleetus: "Yep, they worked their asses off, but they forgot to put tar-paper down, and the edges of the shingles aren't level. Now I have to hire someone that knows what they're doing. Damn illegals".

Lurleen: "Sounds like they put forth the MEXIMUM effort though...you have to hand it to them."

Also when a pro-immigration person says "Those immigrants, they work their asses off" and then I say "Yeah, but you could put a scalpel in my hand and I'd work my ass off in the operating room, but it'd still be a bloody mess and the patient would die". I put forth the MEXIMUM effort, but the finished product was crap.

by Greyborzoi April 9, 2008

Mexicunt

A Mexican character in the film "Loverboy 3," who thinks by helping the hero kill the guys who've kidnapped his girlfriend he'll get a piece of ass.

Loverboy: "You want to split 40 grand?"
Mexican: "Fuck yeah. What about the girl, do we split her too?"
Loverboy: "You Mexicunt."

Movie is on youtube: search "Loverboy 3"

by Mexilover December 7, 2010

mexicuted

The result of overeating too much Mexican food.

Bro 1: C'mon, let's go to the taco truck!
Bro 2: Nay...last time I had their Super Asado burrito and got Mexicuted.

by FlatMatt May 25, 2009

meximum wage

The most a Mexican gets paid to do shit work.

Earl: "Wow, your yard looks really good."
John: "Yeah I hired this border brother who works for meximum wage, a buck-fifty an hour and some water.
Earl: "Word.. stupid mexicans.. they will never learn."
John and Earl: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

by Stevie P. November 8, 2007

Mexicutioner

Another name for the Swine Flu

The mexicutioner put Juan in the hospital.

by John Has Diabetes May 11, 2009

Mexicute

Hot in a Mexican way. Can also apply to Jews and people from other Latin cultures.

"I know I shouldn't have hit that, but he was Mexicute!!!"

by Megatroyd March 24, 2010

Mexicuted

A form of execution in which 4 - 7 Mexicans take you out for the best time of your life before you die the next morning due to the excessive partying. Activities usually include nachos, cocaine, tequila, pinatas, Pedro's Chevy, and trips to Tijuana.

Kim Jong Un's uncle was mexicuted last weekend. A group of mexicans came up to him and said, "hey mang, we going to take you out in Pancho's Chevy, and we won't stop until you're mexicuted."

by mremage December 14, 2013