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Mexican Trailblazer

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When you put a habanero pepper into a girl's rectum, and then proceed to have SEXUAL intercourse with her, then afterwards proceed to drag her buttocks across the floor, creating a trail of body fluids and habanero pepper juice.
-bro my youth pastor gave all of us Mexican Trailblazers last night!

-Shyus bro! That stuff is the tits!
by Cockboy Flanders January 3, 2014
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Mexican Tattoo

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The Mexican Tattoo was a practice often seen in the Wild West, where vigilante justice was often more common than justice administered by a lawman. It was a way of marking criminals with an indelible sign of their past transgressions, similar to branding, so society would know of their criminal past and keep a wide berth.

The Mexican Tattoo was delivered by digging one's stirrup into the offender's face or neck, leaving a distinct scar that could not be easily concealed. This was often coupled with the practice of dragging the offender behind a horse by the neck for a short distance.
The bounty hunter gave the horse thief a Mexican tattoo before sending him on his way.
by Heavy Pootis Guy July 20, 2014
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mexican time

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usually about 30-45 minutes after the expected deadline/time.
"ah man, i'm here on mexican time, so i'm not late, hahaha."
by citlali October 26, 2003
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Mexican Tiger

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Similar to a dirty sanchez but instead of a mustache, tiger stripes and/or whiskers are drawn.
Andrew growled fiercely after his boyfriend gave him a Mexican Tiger.
by jeff.lebowski November 23, 2009
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Mexican Toss Off

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When two males get together to jerk and toss each other off but neither are able to achieve an erection or gratification.
Bras and I put in some porn last night and we decided to jerk off but it ended up a Mexican toss off. I really need a little blue pill.
by Dick Onchin October 7, 2020
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Mexican teeth

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Adult human teeth that are perfectly straight and uniform in size (resembling Chiclets chewing gum), particularly in the bottom jaw, that have remained in the same state since elementary school. Afflicted persons do not have to be Mexican to have Mexican teeth.
"So I like met this hot guy at the club, and when he flashed his geometric line of Mexican teeth I knew he was up on his dental hygiene, and you know what that means!"
by Angela Wallenbrock, MD June 28, 2008
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mexican trampoline

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A sex position where the man is on bottom and the woman is on top, waiting just above the man's penis. Similar to a Mexican using a trampoline to gain entry into the U.S., the man uses the bed springs to thrust his errect penis directly into the woman.
After I got home from my job at the cricket breeding clinic, I got home and took a watery dump on the bathroom tile. I missed the toilet intentionally. I wanted to slide around in it like i was in the very tip of ocean surf laying on the beech; a comfortable wetness. My son's babysitter walked in and slipped on it. While she was in mid air, I gave her an earth-shattering Mexican Trampoline
by TheHardLog September 4, 2017
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