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methminnville

another name for McMinnville, TN. we are supposed to be the nursery capital of the world but the question is what are we really growing?! or making, as it is. we have most of the potheads and methheads living here. just go there and look around! besides getting high there really is nothing to do around here either.

also known as mcvegas. but i don't know why this place is nothing like vegas cuz there is nothing to do!!!
hey, I live in methminnville.
by kadence lily June 18, 2008
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methamphetamine

A white crystaline powder first synthesized in the 1800's and later adopted as a drug during world war two by the Axis Empire and the Alliance, to aide in keeping troops alert, which it is still used today. Methamphetamine, commonly known as speed, crank, cystral, glass, is d-desoxymethylamphetamine synthetic in nature, but can be derived from the extract of ephedra from mau huang, a nearly illicit plant.

Methamphetamine is extremely potent, and addiction is rapid, especially if used via intraveniously, or smoked.
by daym August 17, 2003
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Methmatics

The lengthy and incomprehensible use of math, as we know it, by tweaking people high on Meth or methamphetamine}
Using her inexhaustible supply of charts, graphs and numbers, Marcia's Methmatics offered Methmatical proof for the necessity of sleep
by Clifhanger September 29, 2018
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Methmatics

Doing maths homework whilst smoking meth
Yesterday I did some Methmatics
by Aars-aap October 8, 2020
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Methuselarity

A theoretical future point in time when all of the medical conditions that cause human death will be eliminated and death would occur only by accident or homicide. A blend of Methuselah and singularity; coined in 2010 by Dr. Aubrey de Grey.
Once we reach the Methuselarity, we will live in a world where 400 year olds are getting spanked by the local 600 year old, 300 year old basement dwellers leech off their 330 year old parents, and the family 900 year old who makes the most in pensions and Social Security will outtalk everyone at the Thanksgiving dinner table and tell the entire family how things were better back when he was in his 200s.
by RubberGimp May 30, 2021
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old as methuselah

older than old, as old as it gets or extremely ugly
she is as old as methuselah
by P-fizzlely January 15, 2010
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Methuen Girl

A Methuen Girl is a girl that lives in Methuen,Massachusetts who typically wears tight PINK Victoria Secret yoga pants, black eyeliner on the top and bottom of her eyes, tons of mascara,and pin straight hair. Her favorite accessories are her Blackberry Curve, UGGS, and a cigarette (Preferably Newports). She spends her Friday Nights on the top bench at a Methuen Football game wearing the jersey that she wore earlier during school, her Saturdays at a party in someone's basement, and Sundays sleeping. Don't mess with a Methuen girl or they will probably complain about it on Facebook.
Guy:Man that girl is mad dope.

Guy#2:Nah she is such a Methuen Girl.
by 42020202020 September 30, 2011
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