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mether

-verb (without object)
1. To walk on gravel
2. To vacate a premise in a timely manner by traveling across gravel.
i.e. While playing in the park, my 3'7 midget friend and I began to mether back to the car to make the 7:00 appointment with the Siamese twins transvestites.
by Doug Parkinson February 10, 2008
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Mathew Greg

hottest boy in the world. tan, black hair. literally 12/10, super funny and nice, and i def. want to marry him.
Mathew Greg is the hottest boy at SPX
by realplayer48 April 8, 2019
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mqthewx

a fruity white man who is w roblox addict
who was that roblox tik toker that got banned again???

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methematics

"the act of solving mathematical equations while stoned as fuck - interstingly making the whole process of solving quicker and more efficient"
Coming home from a party at 3 in the morning. Stoned. Drunk. Realizing you have a very important assignment due the next day. Sitting at the table staring at the sheet of paper. At first only seeing weird symbols. Suddenly everything comes into place and you start doing your math at supernatural speed. Afterwards dropping on the floor. Blackout. Wake up in the morning from hangover. Swag. Methematics.
by chickenaldskjf February 6, 2014
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The Metherall

The act of shitting viciously for hours...unitl your ass is swollen, bloody and is in unbelievable pain. This causes hardening and discomfort. The only remedy is for a 4 inch gerbil with shark like teeth to eat through the inner layers of the buttocks and deflates the entire anus back to it normal size.
After having an incredible case of montezuma's revenge, Pat sent his grilfriend to the nearest pet store in search of a gerbil that could help cure his worsening case of the Metherall's
by b38 July 31, 2006
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Methetiquette

meth-et-i-quette
meth-et-i-kit, -ket
noun
1. conventional requirements as to social behavior while consuming methamphetamine in the company of fellow tweakers - especially in situations where only one smoking implement is shared amongst a group (usually a glass pipe or tin foil); proprieties of conduct as established in any class or community or for any occasion where the consumption of methamphetamine is the primary objective.
2. a prescribed or accepted code of usage in matters concerning the inhalation of methamphetamine vapors while in the company of those also wishing to partake in said activity. This clandestine brand of etiquette for the recreational use of methamphetamine has evolved in order to create a harmonious environment where a relaxed mindset for each and every tweaker, as well as the fair and equal meth consumption, is of paramount importance at a tweakfest or other informal meth-oriented gatherings.
3. the code of ethical behavior or action that is to be expected of someone accustomed to the practice of administering methamphetamine and in their dealings with fellow tweakers during group sessions.
i. passing the pipe around the group in a clockwise or anti-clockwise direction (whoever lights the first bowl of the session is usually the one who decides this fairly benign example of methetiquette);
ii. hitting the pipe and exhaling only ONCE before passing the pipe to the next eager tweaker. Inhaling and exhaling multiple times before passing the pipe is considered to be incredibly disrespectful, greedy and downright selfish. Usually, the tweaker who is next in line to hit the pipe will voice their shock and/or frustration to the group, so the greedy bastard who thinks that meth just grows from trees will think twice before committing such a reprehensible and heinous corruption of methetiquette.
iii. wiping away any excessive saliva from the mouthpiece of the pipe before passing it along to the next person. This particular example of polite and considerate methetiquette is rarely seen, but is always appreciated by the next in line. If the rest of the group is paying attention, small gestures like these will improve group hygiene and cleanliness, as well as assist in the perpetual refinement of universal group methetiquette.
by wiggers September 5, 2013
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mathew santoro

Some one who is very successful YouTube channel and someone who is very educated
Small Youtuber:I want to get more subs
Friend: you want to be a Mathew santoro

Kid: he is so smart he is like a Mathew santoro
by Idk bro just shoot some threes February 12, 2017
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