eau de methane

The fragrant flatus perfume emitted primarily by cows responsible for hastening global warming.

Driving through America’s heartland, the inviting scent of eau de methane gently wafts into our nostrils.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 8, 2019

Methanie

Usually a female of whatever nationality, whose name is unknown and looking like she’s been on meth her entire life.

A convenient combination between “Methamphetamine” and “Melanie”.

They are often seen on mugshots or roaming in ghettos.

- Hey dude, look! That’s the mugshot of girl who stole my car!
- Damn she looks like a Methanie XD

by TwitchyPuppy April 27, 2019

Methanese

1. The language used by meth monkeys.

2. The accent of a meth monkey caused by constant bruxism.

Methanese can be heard frequently in QT of Cartersville.

Is that white woman speaking Chinese? No, that meth monkey is speaking Methanese.

by Old Brown Dog April 2, 2015

Methane

The stuff that comes out of your ass when you fart

Holy Shit you must of had a gallon of methane come out of your ass just now.

That fucking reeks you fucking piece of shit

by WhatTheFuck May 13, 2005

methanic

When someone was born farting, they are methanic.

"What is that smell?!" asked Sofia. "I'm sorry! I cannot help constantly farting! I am methanic you know!" Sarah insisted.

by SFS2000 February 24, 2011

Methaline Carbon Finoxide

The greatest substance known to any human being. Nothing can compare to its greatness.

I love Methaline Carbon Finoxide in my system.

by Aubergine Dave July 23, 2018

Medhanie

Medhanie, not to be confused with Medhoney. Medhanies are little babies who reside in the Nasty Northwest. Don't expect Medhanies to eat any foods that include onions, avocados, pickles, or meat that is not well done etc. Medhanies are very picky eaters. Medhanies DO love to eat french fries, breakfast sandwiches, thai food, and enjoy drinking white chocolate mochas from time to time as well. To keep a Medhanie happy, it is imperative that you allow him to think that he is a genious, and let him win fantasy football games as often as possible. But, if you keep a Medhanie happy he will be a very loyal friend. You want a Medhanie on your side!

Damn look at that sexy guy Medhanie! I think I'll order him a vodka sprite and a well done burger, no onions.

by ilovesnails November 11, 2012