methadone

A potent synthetic narcotic drug that is less addictive than morphine or heroin and is used as a substitute for these drugs in addiction treatment programs.

Bob is trying to stop shooting heroin by going to the methadone clinic.

by animosity March 5, 2004

Methadoner

Methodoner is a religious movement practiced by former and current drug addicts during groups and other therapy sessions. It is evidenced by regular nodding during normal day light hours and a seemingly inability to stay awake for any prolonged period of time.

Did you see Bob nodding in group today? He is a devout methadoner.

by bobbybobsterbobletta June 11, 2011

Methadone Barbie

1. A skanky white female between ages 18-30 from an upper middle class to wealthy monetary background that would be classified as a full blown pill popper and uses methadone in addition to other intoxicants.

2. A drug addicted white female with wasted potential, no repentance or redemption from said affliction with natural looks fading faster than the fair presidential pursuits of esteemed statesmen.

It is fraudulent to employ a Methadone Barbie in an administrative capacity in a long term care facility.

by Exhibition Stadium January 10, 2012

methaphor

A metaphor that one could only come up with while high on drugs, especially crystal meth.

"Bro! That stoplight is a nexus connecting time, reality and sandwiches!"

"Dude, if you make one more methaphor, I swear to god I'm stopping the car."

by AKTim August 27, 2012

methadone

A synthetic narcotic drug similar to morphine but less habit-forming; used in treating heroin addiction

by huzzah October 17, 2003

Metawhorephosis

The process by which a nice young woman, for any reason, becomes a complete whore.

Jane used to be such a sweet girl. You know, before the metawhorephosis. whore metamorphosis

by tjyjr August 23, 2011

Methamorphosis

The transformation of a hot piece of grade-A, take him home to Mama, beefcake to methed-up and turned-out wanna be gangster/drug dealer who wears his girlfriends skinny jeans and still needs a belt. You might know him as Mr. Wifi Number because he can't hold a job so he can't keep a phone on. Also known as a rat because he's too pretty to go to jail.

Have you seen beefcake lately? I think his methamorphosis is complete.

by Wicked Sticky December 22, 2020