Methahore 

Is a girl that will sleep around just to get drugs. They like to pray on men that are taken. There secretly married but think everyone else is the bad ones. They smile in your face but never have balls to be honest.

That methahore burnt down the woods hiding out.

Methahore by Truthnut June 15, 2020

Methadone Boogie 

When a methadone user goes into a an altered state and begins a slight shuffle.

Looks like Travis just got his dose, he's doing the Methadone Boogie

Methadone Boogie by cjistan7117 January 24, 2011

methaphrenia 

Schizophrenia symptoms caused by methamphetamine abuse.

Johnathan: Yo Rusty! You seen Jimmy the Junky Pimp around?!? Need to get my rocks!

Rusty: Na man, he used too much ice. Back in the emergency room with that methaphrenia.

methaphrenia by Scout was fat. January 24, 2017

metawhore 

Somebody that uses excessive metaphors in their speech/work.

A: Inifite strands of glimmering ebony silk dances around the ...
B: Shut up you metawhore, it's called HAIR.

metawhore by accidental October 20, 2005

Methaphor 

When one consumes so much meth they proceed to take any two random and unrelated events, scenarios, theories, etc., then proceed to analyze them so deeply that they prove to be perfectly congruent such that it actually validates their preposterous claim

“I scored some fire shard and spend the last 7 days creating 17,456 methaphors out of complete nonsense and inadvertently discovered the meaning of life. Rail this line and let me explain...”

Methaphor by Bigg Wes April 19, 2018

methamorphosis 

The profound change in from from Hottie to crackwhore. The effects of meth use creates both the physical and mental changes in a person so as they transform from a hot piece of ass to a very undesirable crackwhore. The process once hooked on meth should only take a couple months.

That hot piece of ass you used to fuck took too much meth and suffered a methamorphosis into a crack whore.

methamorphosis by woodynbk April 7, 2008

Metawhorephosis 

A profound change in form from one stage to the next in the life history of a man as from being born a nobody, rising to super stardom and using that influence to fuck everything that moves.
A complete change of form, structure, or substance, as transformation by money, fame, fortune, plastic surgery thus propelling a man to seek sexual relations with global sluts irregardless of his beautiful wife at home with his children.
Pathology. A type of alteration or degeneration in which tissues are changed. For example, athletes who equate the size of their dick to the size of their bank account.

Tiger Woods quickly rose to superstardom status and was idolized by millions. Yet, he managed to keep his life with his beautiful wife and children private. He shocked the world as his metawhorephosis became public revealing that the "golden boy" had had numerous affairs with all sorts of whores and even fucked the waitress at Perkins in the church parking lot!

Metawhorephosis by GiddyUpGirlFL December 29, 2009