Messersmith

Is really adorable, musically talented. Loves Minnesota. Lovable but married, always married. Funny, attractive. They are nerdy but sexy.

Sophie: Hey want to go see Jeremy Messersmith?
Sofia: I was going to get married, but sure

by Sophfiae December 29, 2011

kimmie meissner

17 year old girl who is the 2006 World Figure Skating Champion.

Kimmie Meissner is going to beat Sasha Cohen at the next Nationals.

by ShesaMarshmellow August 29, 2006

messer-upper

A person that is always messing up another person's plans.

Did Devon ask Jesse if he wanted to go to the show?
No, because she is a messer-upper and she always ruins his plans.

by Mickel Smith September 8, 2007

Messerli

A group of constellations in the Minnesoyie galaxy, characterized by it's own "Big Dipper,Little Dipper, Orions Belt, and North Star" similar in size and shape to the popular astronomic landmarks but with more flamboyant qualities. They are contained within the Messerli Milky Way Galaxy.

I greatly enjoyed Tom's little dipper viewing. He wore his singlet. You could see the entire Messerli constellation under one roof.

by IBMSam January 26, 2009

Meisnered

When you tell someone the bump is going to hit them less hard but the reality is exponentially stronger and then you’re fucked

Dude, you fucking meisnered me bro

by Jmagicbean August 13, 2023

Wayne Messmer

Forcefully shooting ejaculation in the back of one's throat.

She loves when I give her a Wayne Messmer because she knows she gave a great blowie.

by ktdawg727 September 26, 2018

messmer

A school that socially acceptable in the milwaukee area. Lots of drama happens here but its stupid because usually its just someone trying to start something over nothing. Some goons go there though!!! Man we smart!!!!oh yeah Bro Bob the president of school

In example 98% graduation rate for most students @ Messmer

by Kool_aid2 May 18, 2006