Merit Bean

Merit Bean: The OG Big Guy, the dictator of skiing, the greatest man to slurp around the world. Driving Porsches, riding horses. Cashing checks and having sex.

Hey Merit Bean, you're a big guy!

by porscherider99 May 3, 2018

mertle'd

someone who gets drunk in less than an hour and passes out.

hahahah that kid just got here! wow he mertle'd that party!

hey did you hear about the kid that mertle'd the keg!?

wow what an idiot!

by Vaughn-Jay September 28, 2006

meretrix

Rough latin for a whore.

Your mom's a meretrix.

by SpadeFace November 2, 2004

Merton

verb. To perform improvised songs to strangers on video chat sites, such as chat roulette or omegle. The songs are made up on the spot, with the subject matter typically pertaining to the chat partner. Videos of the songs are often uploaded to YouTube.

Dude, were you just singing? - Yeah, I'm mertoning; people love that shit

by mertonfan December 30, 2010

mertcan

A boy whose eyes will have you breathless. He's known for his big heart of which he still has to find out how to use it.

wow look at mertcan

by Ade Lina May 2, 2018

mert

In Turkish, mert means brave, hero and trustworthy. It's also a Turkish male name.

That man is mert.

by MerTurk March 29, 2009

mertay

Mertay is one of the beautiful man in the universe. He helps you for all your problems and are the best lovers in the history.

He has a cute smile.

They are just perfect, dont let a Mertay go.
Mertay's have big dicks.

A: "I want him now."
B: "shut up he's mine, bitch."
C:"oh, no. Mertay is only for me."

by cloe12345 January 5, 2017