meckling

A mixture of dried cum and underwear lint that sticks to the tip of the penis and causes multiple urine streams. Also can be used to describe an annoying or foolish person.

"Sorry about the mess in your bathroom, I had a meckling on the end of my mushroom tip."

"I can't believe that meckling played dubstep on the jukebox!"

by dumpdweller July 22, 2012

merking

to drive quickly; to drive away from a sketchy situation

"shit, that car was merking down the road"

"the cops tried to stop him so he merked the fuck outta there"

by jimi dean breakfast sauages December 9, 2008

merklin

The Gayest sickest motherfucker around. He is so sick that even walking in on your grandma during a triple anal scene is cupcakes to this motherfucker. If you want someone that has an asshole that sucks your cock like a vacuum cleaner this dude is not it. Its quite the opposite, he has hemorrhoids that shoves your dick back at you.

The transvestite that I picked up in Thailand is a total merklin.

by BlueMountainState69 April 18, 2017

merivingian

Used to refer to an ancient chat protocol invented back when Internet sites started appearing, the mighty Internet Relay Chat, or IRC.

Some people think it's outdated because new technologies, such as Slack, Discord, Mattermost and others supposedly provide more features and are more user friendly than the old protocol.

Hey! Stop using that merivingian protocol and use Slack like a real person!

by dibriringman January 25, 2018

meakling

A meakling is a derogatory term for a person who is weak in character and meek in appearance and action. Meaklings reveal themselves when they fail to take action in times of emergency or injustice

He was a pathetic sheep of the herd. As a meakling, he did nothing when action or moral voice was required.

by Rickety Splitz January 28, 2021

merking

To, intentionally or unintentionally, appear in the background of someones photo. Someone who does this often may be referred to as a 'merker'

Look at you merking in the background of her photo!

by happysmileygirl August 2, 2005

merling

To go out like a G like Merle Dixon on the Walking Dead..most epic death ever!!! RIP Merle Dixon

I was surrounded by different enemies playing Call of Duty so i decided to just go merling

by Fat Bitches Martin April 22, 2013