Chancellor of Germany. She’s like Obama but a white woman. Elected to a fourth term, she makes white men in germany feel how black women feel in America. She also won 2018’s thickest world leader award.
by condoms r too small for me March 27, 2019
Get the Angela Merkelmug. 'Merkeling' is an activity that was developed in the middle of the night in Germany. That's where it got it's name from.
It is all about shouting a politicians name at someone, which will cause that this person is scared, jumps back or screams.
Some will say it is just because the shouting, that people are scared, but this is not true - it's mainly because of the politicians.
It is all about shouting a politicians name at someone, which will cause that this person is scared, jumps back or screams.
Some will say it is just because the shouting, that people are scared, but this is not true - it's mainly because of the politicians.
1) Hey buddy, have you heard about this new thing called 'Merkeling'? - We should definitely try it out!
2) I've been waiting here the entire time to 'merkel' you!
3) MERKEL!!!
4) PUTIN!!!
5) TRUMP
2) I've been waiting here the entire time to 'merkel' you!
3) MERKEL!!!
4) PUTIN!!!
5) TRUMP
by Xatoric August 2, 2018
Get the Merkelingmug. by OwenMerkel November 25, 2018
Get the Robert Merkelmug. The most handsome sexy dude in the whole planet like omg where did this man come from. Everybody wants Dylan Merkel because he is omg awesome like 🤤
by Isomalt March 5, 2025
Get the Dylan Merkelmug.