margaret sanger

Satan's wife

If it's raining and there are no clouds out, that means Margaret Sanger is being beaten

by FlyingOreos March 17, 2016

a mega pint

“a mega pint” or “a mega pint of wine” is allegedly a drink that a man drinks after having a shitty argument with their abusive bitch of a wife who is literally a gold-digger and is having affairs with multiple men.

Also, she the wife is a serial pooper in the bed 💩

Rottenborn: “You poured yourself a mega pint of red wine?”

Captain Jack Sparrow: “A mega pint?
I poured myself a large glass of wine. I thought it was necessary”.

by A Pirate Life May 6, 2022

Ultra Mega Gorilla Ripped

Being so high, that you cannot move, speak, think or process anything that is going on. Gorilla meaning big or maximum.

Dude that blunt was so dank, I'm ultra mega gorilla ripped.

by Brandon, Beau, Oscar, Tyler June 19, 2008

Mega-Fag

Being a Fag, not just any fag, but a fag that consists of over 9 billion times and even over infinity times. The biggest of the fags in the world.

Man, you see that kid's shoes? Wadda Mega-Fag.

by xSupriZex June 8, 2010

Mega stoop

Meaning really dumb

Ex. That’s mega stoop

by User#13:) March 20, 2020

Mega pint

A large glass of wine larger than your average pub size glass that is necessary after your abusive wife poops in your bed

Lawyer: you poured yourself a mega pint of wine
King Johnny: A... Mega pint 🤨😏

by Mira Mains May 8, 2022

Margaritaville

1. Jimmy Buffet song that is the framework definition for what a beach front vacation paradise should be.

2. Term coined by bored individual (e.g. the Author) as the ulitmate getaway paradise.

"Wasting away again in Margaritaville."

"Some day, I'll sweep you off your feet, and we'll spend the rest of our decadent, happy lives in Margaritaville."

by Gunslave May 3, 2003