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merde

it means shit in french. but in canada swears are taken a lot less seriously so its really more like crap.
kid in canada: "aww merde"
his mother: "what, did you loose something"

the mother doesnt care that her little kid just said shit bc it doesnt matter!
by stupidcurlybangs August 30, 2005
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Merdeboyantoodle

Alcohol enriched foods that get you all buzzed up and eventually shit faced. This word could be used to describe the following: Jello shots, vodka soaked fruits, and chicken injected with absinthe.

Originates from the french word for shit "Merde"
Guy #1: Marty didn't even drink at the party, and he's totally shit-faced!
Guy #2: He was totally munching on some merdeboyantoodle.
Guy #1: That will do it!
by OldManShmitty February 1, 2012
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merde

What the fuck is this merde?
by MerdeMan November 20, 2002
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mange merde

Resorting to wandering through the streets after chainsmoking cigarettes and 3 bottles of wine, and other stereotypes the frenchman fell into moments of franglish "Mange Merde!" he cursed loudly at the car that nearly ran his drunk ass over.
by Hapto January 27, 2008
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merde

france for 'shit'. Means 'good luck' in show business. Comes from long time ago, when a lot of people go to see a play, coach's horses shit all over the parking. They whishes 'shit' to wish lot of people in your play.
I whish you merde, or simply MERDE
by Hugo Fiorentini September 20, 2005
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bordel de merde

The French slang expression bordel de merde ("whorehouse of shit") is a more explicit variant of merde ("shit"), and is used to indicate one's frustration/anger/disappointment with a strongly unpleasant situation.

In some French regions, notably in the south of France, an even more eloquent variant is used with the wonderful expression "bordel ton cul qui pompe merde".

Literally: "whorehouse your ass that pumps/squirts shit."
Tu m'as foutu, bordel de merde! = You fucked me, fucking crap (whorehouse shit)!
Tu m'as foutu , bordel ton cul qui pompe merde! = You fucked me, whorehouse your ass that squirts shit!
by Gleufje March 21, 2017
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Merdew

The most homoerotic word in existence, not to be confused with a water based bacteria of a similar name. It's the name of a dog. Often used by preppies
This shirt is so merdew!
by Godly Catlike figurine May 14, 2005
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