Mercedes

Mercedes - an awesome girl with a twisted sense of humour. Mercedes is a great friend, incredibly smart, extremely original and sweet as candy. She'll patiently listen to you bitch forever, try to reassure you and make you laugh.
She's a great Sudoku player and an even better word-makeuper. Mercedes has the most refreshing and honest laughter you've ever heard, even if she snorts a bit here and there.

Things to do with Mercedes:
1. go on man-killing sprees
2. dance with
3. eat candy with
4. and much much more

Synonyms for Mercedes:
1. sweevil
2. adorkable
3. cunning linguist

You know Sheila's kitten got run over by a truck? She was just so devastated till Jenny came over and pulled a Mercedes on her.

by you know damn well who i am February 14, 2009

Mercedes

Mercedes is a all around good person . Pretty in the face, with a fat ass that makes the world go round . She never starts shit, but will end it automatic . You don't wanna fuck with a Mercedes, even though most boys do . She's that insane friend who would do just about anything dangerous, but she has your back through hell and back . She knows how to have a good time , and is usually the life of the party .

yo man Mercedes was gonna drive us off a cliff . That chick is fucking crazy

by # killah December 26, 2016

merkedttv

A sweaty valorant player who hasn't seen the sun in 3 years and wants to hug Noke.

merkedttv is good at val

by storm4ultimates March 6, 2022

mercedefied

When car manufacturers, particularly Japanese ones, try and make their vehicles more appealing and seem of higher quality by designing them to closely resemble a Mercedes-Benz.

"Hey, did you see that new Hyundai? It's so elegant..."

"Don't be fooled by that impostor, it's just mercedefied piece of shit."

mercedefication

mercedefy

by jdml March 15, 2011

Mercedes College

A Private Catholic All Girls school in the heart of Perth, the city that literally does nothing in WA Australia. Mercedes is known for its fine catholic teachings like mercy values bullshit and keeping sex till marriage even tho all the girls there are sluts anyway. Mercedes is known for a lot of gossip, ducking trinity dicks and

“Ohhh you go to Mercedes college?”
“ Yes!”
“Did you find your left eyelash?”

by Eggy69 April 30, 2019

Mercedes

really pretty.
loves to race/ride.
really easy to get along with.
loyal to others

Mercedes that girl

by Ashleyy Nicole. January 20, 2009

Mercedes Benz

A Well made Luxurious German piece of Machinery that gets absurd amounts of jealousy,also known to single handedly steal other car owners girlfriends and especially any spotlight from other German cars such as BMW owners when Mercedes arrives on the scene. BMW is and will always be second to Mercedes,Your average smart driver of a Mercedes does not beat on and race they're cars like BMW drivers do.For Mercedes is not wreckless,Mercedes Drivers have pride and take care of there fine automobiles.They are made to cruise luxuriously without added performance parts. They are a First Class Automobile.

Mercedes Benz,Thee car of cars ...the Beautiful offspring of German Engineering

by The Best Barber May 11, 2010