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Menstrual Loaf

1. (n) A chunk of menstruation that is attached to a tampon.

2. (n) Salmon that has not been de-boned and has been left out in the sun too long.
I pulled my motherfucking tampon out of my coochie and an economy-sized slice of menstrual loaf landed on the floor.
by Mikey Dee August 3, 2005
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Post-menstrual pick-me

A random woman, who thinks just because she white, has adopted blk kids, and is like eighty, can take away other womens rights for male attention
Woman: “Hey have you heard ‘bout roe v wade?”
Me: “Yeah and that Post-menstrual pick-me who overruled it?”
by ialwayseatup July 1, 2022
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menstrosexual

A man who enjoys having sex with a woman during her period. A play on the word metrosexual.
Al's a damn menstrosexual, he told me he did his girlfriend when she was on the rag.
by Led Zeppole October 1, 2003
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Yeet Meister

1. The master of yeeting; always knows the greatest time to say “yeet” and cause the greatest amount of humor.
2. Something to say instead of “ YEET”. If you do something of remarkable cognitive or physical proportion, you would say “I’m the Yeet Meister”
1. Javon screamed “yeet” in the middle of the SAT, he truly is the Yeet Meister.
2. As he won football game for the team he said “wassup baby in the Yeet Meister” as his team cheered him on.
by MantisWarrior June 27, 2018
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menstiblast

when period blood stains something or gets on something and is clearly visible. a blast of period blood.
Jelly menstiblasted on the couch.

I had to clean her mentsiblast off the toilet.

She menstiblasted all over the place
by Slatorious June 29, 2011
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Meist

A God like figure that is very influential in his/her religion.
Jesus is a catholic meist
by Paudie_r06 July 28, 2019
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Curdled Menstrual Chunks

A mentrual flow that has passed its expiration date and has become rife with mold, bile and excretory chunks.
I tried to eat out Michelle, but her lack of hygiene, combined with the time of the month, resulted in my getting a mouthful of curdled menstrual chunks.
by TastyChunks January 7, 2010
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