Mega stoop

Meaning really dumb

Ex. That’s mega stoop

by User#13:) March 20, 2020

Mega pint

A large glass of wine larger than your average pub size glass that is necessary after your abusive wife poops in your bed

Lawyer: you poured yourself a mega pint of wine
King Johnny: A... Mega pint 🤨😏

by Mira Mains May 8, 2022

Mega Knight

Mega Knight is a card from clash royale, anyone who uses this shitbag is a fucking virgin and will have to adopt a child and say "Yeah i fucked this chick", when in reality it was a 700lb fat ass who hasn't left her bed for at least a year. He also would use Lumberloon. So he fucked his uncle and used that to say, i lost my virginity

Person 1: I use mega knight
Person 2: Fuck you i hope you end up in hell you finger yourself for life.
Person 1: I already do

by Big Black Monkey Balls July 27, 2022

Mega Pint

A Mega Pint is a pint larger than your average pint that would be served in a pub.

Johnny poured himself a Mega Pint after another day putting up with his bitch of a wife

by Justice for Johnny April 23, 2022

MEGA OOF

the biggest of the oofs, a MEGA OOF

You: oof i dropped my phone

Me: MEGA OOF
You: guess ill die

by I was only 9 when it happened. September 13, 2018

mega mind

greatest movie known to man kind. ages 10 and up

whoah mega mind was legit

by sallllly qqq. December 20, 2010

mega love

the best love to have, the kind of love when you know that person is the one you want to spend the rest of your life with and you would do anything for them but not because you are whipped just because you love to make them happy and see them smile

Brandon and Devin are in mega love...woo

by Socrates The Great January 3, 2009