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Mentally dating

The mentally dating it's when you're in love with a celebrity or a fictional character like Dylan O'Brien/stiles stilinski or Leonardo DiCaprio/Jack and you mentally date him or marry him like me i have ughh 30 husband? 🌝 But my favorites are Leo and Dylan lmao
Friend: Are you in a relationship?
Me: yeah with Dylan O'Brien
Friend: wtf he's 29y/o and he doesn't know you!!
Me: yeah but I mentally date him
It is the mentally dating.
by Andrea DiCaprio O'Brien January 1, 2021
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Medally

Check out my new medally round my neck.
by JN2010 April 28, 2011
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Mentally Obese

One who has/thinks they have a great deal of knowledge, but grossly overuses it.

Someone who, at a party, always finds people walking away from them muttering " What a loser. Doesn't he have anything better to do?" after quoting useless and/or inaccurate statistics to make him look more interesting.

A person that uses their knowledge/feigned knowledge to make someone feel inferior for no other reason than to feel intellectually superior.
Man at a party: "Discount our neighbors to the east and I think you'll find we've got a sleeping giant on our hands. A veritable sleeping giant."

Everyone else at the party: "What a loser. He is so mentally obese that there should be a Richard Simmons work out tape dedicated to him."
by Serendipidity August 14, 2011
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mentally retired

1. a more polite version of mentally retarded. when one is not born with mental deficiencies, but instead develops these traits due to ones own failings.

2. someone who has simply given up and has mentally dropped out of productive society.
That guy over there shopping in the crocks and sweat pants looks so mentally retired.
by bettydog November 9, 2012
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swiss medallion

sitting bare assed on someones head and farting leaving a spot which is the medallion
much like baltic turban but no undies
by butt stain July 7, 2009
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Mentally tasered

When one talks confidently about a possible situation that might arise and then when the situation actually happens they get mentally tasered, or handle the situation completely different from how they claimed they would, usually by whoever they were talking about easily "over powering" in the situation.
John: This isn't a good idea. I got pulled over by a cop last night for staying out past curfew like this skating.

George: Ha! Wow you're a pussy. Stop worrying. If a cop even tried pulling me over for that I would pull out my knife and cut his ass.

*Red and blue lights flash and a police officer approaches the 2 of them*

Cop: What are you two doing out this late? It's past the local curfew.

George: H-hello officer we we're j-just taking a walk and enjoying th-the weather.

John: Wow, so much for acting like a tough guy huh George?

George: Shut up I got mentally tasered asshole!
by Dj Djuric July 21, 2009
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Mentallatio

Mentallatio is simply put, fellatio of the mind. When something absolutely unbelievable, or extraordinary is learned, heard, seen, or discovered in anyway, mentallatio occured. Simply put, mentallatio is to have your mind "blown".
"Dude, learning about black holes and wormholes and all sort of crazy stuff was intense."

"Talk about mentallatio"
by Mikey Cons April 10, 2008
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