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Mind of Mencia

n.
The absolute worst television show ever aired, or, for that matter, concieved by man. It is a void, a black hole completly empty of any mirth or comedy whatsoever. It is a momentous failure of mankind and God. It is the humor equivalent of Absolute Zero; so blatantly unfunny that it can only be achieved through a controlled laboratory setting. This leads some to believe that Mind of Mencia was, in fact, created specifically as an experiment to find the most unhumorous idea possible, but it's hard to imagine that any but the most sadistic would even contemplate unleashing such an abhorrition as MoM on the world.

Also, vb: Mencian
Something so horrible it compares to the calibur of the unholy blight itself, Mind of Mencia. It has yet to be used seriously, because come on, let's face it, nothing is that fucking bad.
"Dude, that class was so bad...it was, like mencian." (It is as bad as Mind of Mencia)
"Woah, woah. Hold up. It wasn't that bad."
"You're right. NOTHING IS THAT BAD."
by Mr. Bokbizzawk September 21, 2005
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Mencia'd

Borrowing or Stealing someone else's joke, and later telling the same joke, but wording it different at the office or at a party.

Stealing a joke not of your own creation.
Simon heard a funny joke at work that afternoon, when he told it later that night at the bar, a coworker got angry because Simon had Mencia'd his joke from earlier that day.
by Btelepath March 26, 2007
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Menchie and Zyler

1.) The cats of YouTuber Simply Nailogical. Menchie is the more frequently talked about young female brown and white cat, and Zyler is the lesser known older male orange cat.

2.) Simply Nailogical's main two original holographic nail polishes
Holosexual #1: Oh my god, did you see Simply Nailogical' s Snapchat story?

Holosexual #2: Yeah! Menchie And Zyler were so cute!
by whymustiuseapseudonym June 14, 2017
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Metal Munchies

When you really need to ear some metal music.
-I've got the metal munchies after hearing too much pop music at that party
by SnakeMetal July 16, 2009
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Noon mench

The Portuguese pronunciation of sporting Lisbon wonder kid, nuno mendes.
Person 1: hey is there any football on tonight?
Person 2: yeah, I heard noon mench is also playing
by TheConePlayz June 28, 2021
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Merfle Munchie

1. A fictional chef dragon whelp mascot for the Merfle munchies website.
dragon chef whelp merfle munchies merfle munchie
by Sixthleafclover December 14, 2010
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Minchismi

Often a group of five, Minchismi’s are a cult with a well known affinity for scrapbooking and humans with large noses. If you have an abnormally sized nose BEWARE! the minchismi’s generally have good eyesight and will scuttle towards any large nosed individual sighted and promptly begin to scrapbook them. If you are sneaky you may be able to peak inside their scrapbook to find their questionable drawings though they may also begin to peck you if they see.
Jerry: “Are you a Minchismi?”
Barbra: “Of course! I do love large noses.”
by BarbraBoggy28 May 25, 2021
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