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memory crank

Verb. A traditional form of masturbation, dating back to ancient times, where one channels his or her memory of a previously successful and pleasurable sexual encounter. Due to the rampant increase in availability of pornography via magazines, movies and the worldwide web, the number of recorded memory cranks per year has dropped by over 86%, although it still flourishes in many third-world countries and the southern United States where access to said improvements in pornographic materials currently remains limited.
"I was in the shower the other day and for whatever reason, I started thinking about that girl Sally I boinked in the shower back in college. Next thing I know, I'm sportin' a chubby and decide to give myself a good, old-fashioned memory crank."
by Kristopher Miller January 25, 2006
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Muscle memory

When you done something repetitively until it is automatic
"Dude how did you do that?"
"With muscle memory!"
by aslpaul3939 June 18, 2020
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Long term memory sauce

The act of having amnesia and mixing up the word tomato with long term memory.
We had spaghetti with long term memory sauce...
by BG_Guy May 25, 2020
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Those who share the memory

The plural of zhongli from genshin impact.
The plural is actually "those who share the memory"
Source i'm mihoyo (trust me)
Person A: Look theres a group of Zhonglis there. What do you call them again?
Person B: They're called those who share the memory.
by Nako.chiii August 18, 2021
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memory flash

when something in the past comes back to your head in a "flash"
by xxichigo110xx January 28, 2009
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manual memory

Writing stuff on your hands so you remember it.
Meeting at seven? Just let me put that into manual memory... *writes on hand*

I learned to write with my left hand so I could double my manual memory.
by Blue Jack June 30, 2008
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Widow's memory

Any type of large sausage such as a saveloy as it resembles a penis.
"Do you fancy a bit of fish with your chips tonight"

"Nah, I'm in a meaty mood, I think I'll have a Widow's memory instead"
by gamerouche May 8, 2014
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