medieval times

A exciting dinner theater show located in 7 locations throughout the U.S. You are seated in a various section, and your section has a certain knight they root for in the tourneyment, and jousting. The show is a great thing to do for special occasions and is fun for the whole family!

Medieval Times is one of the best theatrical productions i've ever been to.

by Patrick Murphy September 1, 2005

medieval tits

Awesome pair of tatas. Tits like these haven't been seen in ages. It is very rare these type of boobs come around.

Wow, those are some medieval tits!

by Youneverknow666 February 14, 2014

memedealar

A person who deals quality memes.

Joe: Hey you got the good stuff?

Memedealar: Yeah just check out my insta @memedealar

by YubNubFtw April 22, 2019

medieval helmet

Placing the balls in the eye sockets and the penis down the nose, forming what looks to be a medieval helmet

Dick medieval helmeted jane last night in the bathroom

by primalzer February 28, 2004

memedealar

An actual God

Follow meme dealar on Instagram @memedealar

by Omgmyberries April 22, 2019

Go medieval

beat/beating the living hell out of somebody, either physically, or mentally

also known as "kick the shit out of"

Look at me like that again and I'll go medieval all over your ass.

by Bulldog6 March 1, 2009

medieval fireplace

A unwashed Goths vagina full of piercings.

1, "man i sure would like to add some coal to that medieval fireplace"

2, "if she gets any more piercings her face will look and smell like a medieval fireplace"

3, you're such a fucking medieval fireplace

by magicrob69 September 13, 2010