Meghan Markle

To be a self entitled piece of shit

I’m so hard done by. I should force more irrelevance into peoples lives because I’m Meghan Markle and I can’t go a day without being in the news with more of my entitled views.

Don’t be a Meghan.

by Dawsy January 7, 2023

Meghan Trainors

Fresh kicks that are built for comfort with plenty of stack, using supercritical foams in a Viva Magenta colorway.

So baby tell me how your feet feel inside that brand new pair of slick Meghan Trainors.

by Shougo March 26, 2023

Meghan Markle

When you spend $2 Million suing someone only to be awarded $1.26 by the court and land up outing yourself to the world as a liar.

This new business plain sounds like a Meghan Markle.

by MontyPythonCHAZ January 7, 2022

Mehran

Pretty much the awesomest person in the world, and the best boyfriend any girl could ask for. You're damn lucky if you've got him.

I fuckin' love Mehran.

by fpp July 8, 2011

megraine

A common complaint of celebrities and wannabes, a megraine is a severe headache caused by incessantly talking about oneself and focusing on one's problems without ever stopping to consider how fortunate one is and how other people have genuine problems.

Though not a serious medical issue, a megraine can cause sufferers to be incapable of functioning normally or permorming routine tasks for themselves - like wiping their own arse.

"bla bla bla bla bla bla me bla me bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla ble me bla my life is so hard bla bla bla bla..."

"Sounds tough... er...Ms Hilton do you think you can go out now and show your face at the party we've paid you hundreds of thousands of dollars to host for charity.."

interrupting: "bla bla bla me bla bla bla what do they want from me bla bla bla bla so hard bla bla bla bla bla I HAVE A MEGRAINE bla bla bla"

by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 March 20, 2009

megan and ethan

the perfect pair, stick together through thick and thin. Their ship name is methane and you can't get better than them. They are amazing together and favourite activity to do together is watching movies and just laughing together

"megan and ethan needs to stop bossing me around"

by fcdsxz November 22, 2018

mehrangis

A little whore that pretentends to be your friend

Fuck you! Mehrangis.

Look at mehrangis always searching for her next victim.

by Justletmeeatyourass December 12, 2022