maggles

a dirty, senseless, airheaded athlete (often soccer player) who thinks that she is better than any and everything in every way. this may include, but is not limited to academics, looks, athletics, cooking, drinking, dancing, eating the food previously cooked (or food that others cooked). when in fact maggles is inferior to most human beings, and some breeds of dogs.

Anderson: I can't believe I pulled a 93 on that last math test!
Maggles: Yea thats ok... if youre retarded. I got a 110
Anderson: There was no bonus?
Maggles: yea... if you didn't sleep with the professor ;)

by sloandogmillionaire March 22, 2011

mugglesmord

1. verb - to become drunk beyond belief, usually with use of pencil sharpeners/cat hormones.
2. noun - a sort of gathering in which peoples from the ages of 35 to 80 come and watch their cats get drunk, and then smoke the cats jizz. ( see "famus-fatman-in-a-cat" )

1."Don't be mugglesmording while my parents are home, you'll get into much trouble."
2."Lets go down to the mugglesmord and exchange cat hormones after drugging them with pure vodka."

by Victor Sandbags January 25, 2005

Meegles

The man version of keegles.

He practiced his meegles so often, when I was on top I could feel his balls touch my ass .

by Meegle Master December 12, 2017

Muggles

A muggle is a desperate creature. It lacks the sexeual tools required to play on the same field as the rest of the creatures. A muggle is inadequate to the level where is has to pray on asexual slugs during their slumber.

Steven fears going outside due to the fear of rape by Muggles.
Frankie is a muggle and pees out out his due to no penis.
Micheal is a muggle and routinely masturbates oraly with tree bark for sexual pleasure.

by Memegod3032 March 8, 2018

mugglesick

When a disabled or chronically ill person gets a common illness (i.e. a cold) on top of already being disabled/ill.

I got mugglesick this weekend, so I took benadryl along with my normal meds.

by dancingfish69 September 23, 2019

muggles

people who cannot match your level of thoughts or simply the people who are not like you

I think I am surrounded by muggles

by anonymous September 24, 2022

cake muggles

Someone who has an opinion on the pricing of custom cakes yet has no expertise, they tend to have a Walmart budget yet get angry when they can’t afford a custom cake. They also believe they can “do the cake themselves”.

This cake muggle just scoffed at my cake price, so I told her to buy a box of cake mix and make it herself. Because obviously all it is, is milk, eggs and flour.... Cake Muggles!

by Buttercream queen August 30, 2018