melbourne

Melbourne is a small georgian market town in South Derbyshire, England. It is about eight miles south of Derby and two miles from the River Trent. It contains a good range of shops, pubs and restaurants for the tourist. In 1837 a then tiny settlement in Australia was named after William Lamb, 2nd Viscount Melbourne, Queen Victoria's first Prime Minister, and thus indirectly takes its name from Melbourne Hall, seat of the Lamb family, and the village.
Also the name Melbourne name derives from "mill on the brook". It was first recorded in Domesday Book (DB 1086 Mileburne = mill stream) as a royal manor.

old person from melbourne- "Ey up me duck, I'm from the real melbourne not the one in australia, ya say it mel-born not mel-bun"

by hello_hiccup December 29, 2007

megbrischu

A beautiful and sweet girl. Very rare.

Aww! I've been talking to a megbrischu.

by brabra10 December 26, 2009

MegBot

The outrageous idea that Meg White, from the rock band The White Stipes, is actually a robot that Jack White built to replace the original Meg White who died in a car accident.

Megbot evidence: "And I'm talking to myself at night Because I can't forget/ ...And the message coming from my eyes says leave it alone" From Seven Nation Army. Jack is still haunted by the loss of Meg, but something inside is telling him it's time to move on.

by Abstract September 22, 2008

megopigs

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by averagegod January 4, 2019

melbourne

read all the above and below definitions - thats melbourne.

now youve probably realised everyone from melbourne just spends their time feeling insecure by constantly telling you WHY melbourne is better than sydney - they always have to compare

HOWEVER.

they have an awesome street art and music scene

sydney kid - so yeah its pretty nice down in melbourne

melbourne kid - yeah like we have the many afl teams, the mcg, federation square, better weather oh and its all SO MUCH better than sydneys stuff. oh did i mention we're the sports capital of australia? oh and the afl?

sydney kid - right. but you havent won it for like 5 years?

by jamesmc February 27, 2007

Melbourne

A city that exists in Florida, that no one gives a flying fuck about.

Melbourne has way too many palm trees.

by Anonymous October 14, 2003

Melbourne

Melbourne; home, epicentre, ground-zero and dead-end of Australia's 'national' sport, Australian Rules "Football" for twenty odd weeks of the year. (nb. Aussie rules is actually quite popular in Adelaide, Australia's second-largest underground town, and also in Perth, where the only alternative is professional drink-driving.)

Fortunately, Melbourne also has the highest-grade quality heroin available in the free world, rendering even the most soul-sucking, mind numbing AFL season relatively ease to cope with.

Melbourne's heroin quality is second only to the quality of it's water.

Scag-rat 1: "Mate, the footy's back here in Melbourne."

Scag-rat 2: "I know, but it's alright, I just stole this VCR. Let's go see Skinny."

by curseofmilhaven December 24, 2008