What are you going on about? I am completely miffed!
by Jennifer Tull August 27, 2003
Get the miffed mug.A sexual word relating to defecation. A man takes a suitable size of excrement and stores it in the freezer. At a later date when he and his partner are having sex, he removes the frozen poo and shoves it up her vagina to bring her to orgasm. When complete, he places the poo in her mouth and proceeds to go down on her to remove all traces.
"I had an amazing night last night, Colin said he wanted to Meffud me. I wasn't sure if I would like it, but I loved it!!! I can't wait for another round"
by Seanlene February 23, 2014
Get the Meffud mug.Related Words
Meffed
• meffed off
• Meffed Up
• muffed
• miffed
• muffed up
• Moffed
• maffed
• maffed out
• meefed
Another word for fucked.
by InflatableTiffany December 9, 2008
Get the Muffed mug.by Alex Hildenbrand May 6, 2010
Get the Muffed Up mug.what the fuck is your problem looking this up you idiot. Btw Chayse has the smallest DIDDLE in the whole of nz
by Big-Ass-BONNER June 18, 2014
Get the muffed onion mug.when someone sitting on a piece of furniture (couch) farts and stays sitting down (not getting up at all) causing the fart to be held within the furniture
by jamankita October 19, 2010
Get the muffed mug.A variation on the Angry Dolphin, in which a male enters a female from behind and surreptitiously makes a move to enter her anus. In response, the female (who is slightly miffed, rather than angered) turns her head and says "eh-ah, eh-ah" in a tone resembling that of a dolphin. The main differentiating factor between the two being the level of consternation experienced by the female.
I know that Raymondo didn't really mean to enter my anus, so I would say that I was more of a slightly miffed dolphin than a truly angry one.
by A Frustrated Flipper August 15, 2009
Get the Slightly Miffed Dolphin mug.