Mediterranean bong

A Mediterranean bong is a hookah. A hookah looks like a bong but fancier and more decorate. A middle-eastern bong

I would love to smoke weed on a Mediterranean bong, I mean a hookah.

by Deonestar July 12, 2018

Mediterranean Fleshlight

A male self-pleasure method consisting of a slice of sourdough bread doused with olive oil and balsamic vinegar in which one would proceed to use said improvised device like a fleshlight to climax. Results in a messy, fragrant aroma reminiscent of Italy, Spain, and France.

Josh was late to the party last night because he was too busy buying groceries to construct a Mediterranean Fleshlight.

by xxxyyy321 February 17, 2020

bombing the Mediterranean

verb. Bombing the Mediterranean is another euphemism for taking a dump. It refers to a shit where the pieces of shit are separate, short, and fat, creating a plopping noise and an explosive splash from the toilet water. Noisy farts are an added bonus.

I couldn't answer the phone. I was busy bombing the Mediterranean.

by Thai Dai April 4, 2009

Mediterranean Diet

it is a diet inspired by the greeks and southern Italy and Spain. It can help you lose weight and at the same time keep you healthy.

The Mediterranean Diet is a diet that is inspired by the greeks and southern Italy and Spain.

by Unicorn Nightwings April 22, 2018

Mediterranean Chic

One who wears a linen suit, panama hat, loafers and tanned skin with mole on face.

John, "I am loving Barfootelli's outfit"
Colin, "Yes, he is looking very Mediterranean Chic"

by georgehurst May 14, 2011

Mediterranean leg tits

slang for testicles, because they can be tan and hairy

Oh christ I was just kicked in the mediterranean leg tits!

by FernandioMustachio April 21, 2010

mediterranean meat hook

When a girl is riding her guy, he takes his index finger and shapes it into a hook. He then inserts it into her anus and lifts her up off of him.

Last night I gave your mom a mediterranean meat hook.

by Razor Train March 10, 2009