A patient that goes to a hospital intentionally and makes up stuff in order to get painkillers that the patient is addicted to, or sells them.
Sally broke her finger so she could get more pain killers because she is addicted to them. She is known as a Med Seeker.
by Nicholas Roberts April 13, 2008
Get the Med Seeker mug.(n) When a medical students once curvy and luscious ass begins to appear flat and saggy from sitting all day.
Student 1: Man she was so hot last year.
Student 2: Yeah but then she got that med school ass.
Student 1: Pancaked!
Student 2: Yeah but then she got that med school ass.
Student 1: Pancaked!
by lmjb December 16, 2014
Get the med school ass mug.Medical students being absolute whores during what little time they have to engage in social activities and sleeping with anything that has a pulse and is bipedal.
As medical students will only socialize with one another and invariably only talk about medicine/ people they have slept with in medicine when they do; invariably they end up only sleeping with one another/interns/residents/NCHDs.
The latter can be quiet dangerous as sleeping with someone who is in a position of authority in your medical school is a "breach of ethics", alas this is seldom recognized when blood alcohol levels are elevated.
Types of medical students who do not partake: null set
The Royal College of Surgeons in Ireland recently published a paper on lighting levels and observer perceived levels of overtly sexual behavior at a city centre nightclub in Dublin. It found that increased lighting levels decreased sexual behaviors. Should they hope to implement these findings at future events; the student body will be displeased and will launch complaints.
Really medical students engage in promiscuity to make their lives a little brighter. I mean who wants to study 60 hours a week for 4/5 years and end up in a shit pile of debt at the end of it?
As medical students will only socialize with one another and invariably only talk about medicine/ people they have slept with in medicine when they do; invariably they end up only sleeping with one another/interns/residents/NCHDs.
The latter can be quiet dangerous as sleeping with someone who is in a position of authority in your medical school is a "breach of ethics", alas this is seldom recognized when blood alcohol levels are elevated.
Types of medical students who do not partake: null set
The Royal College of Surgeons in Ireland recently published a paper on lighting levels and observer perceived levels of overtly sexual behavior at a city centre nightclub in Dublin. It found that increased lighting levels decreased sexual behaviors. Should they hope to implement these findings at future events; the student body will be displeased and will launch complaints.
Really medical students engage in promiscuity to make their lives a little brighter. I mean who wants to study 60 hours a week for 4/5 years and end up in a shit pile of debt at the end of it?
OMFG - I think I've slept with five people in school with us this semester. I'm such a whore.
Na! You're actually grand. The five people aren't in the same social circles, everyone will still think you are a gay virgin, don't worry!
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Aren't you gay?
Yes, why is that an issue?
That's a girl you've just slept with.
Really? Hopefully I'll do better next time.
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What does it take to be the class slut this year?#
Sleep with 45/60 people in the class. Sorry babes I'm already there. I love med-cest
Na! You're actually grand. The five people aren't in the same social circles, everyone will still think you are a gay virgin, don't worry!
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Aren't you gay?
Yes, why is that an issue?
That's a girl you've just slept with.
Really? Hopefully I'll do better next time.
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What does it take to be the class slut this year?#
Sleep with 45/60 people in the class. Sorry babes I'm already there. I love med-cest
by thehornymedstudent January 7, 2012
Get the Med-cest mug.Used in white nationalist circles, it describes a blonde, Nordic-type woman who dates darker toned men from the Mediterranean countries. It is a play on the term “mud shark” and can be either used affectionately or disparagingly depending on the speaker’s views on inter-ethnic relationships.
by yesterday1488 March 23, 2021
Get the Med Shark mug.Guy 1: "A big unit must of just deployed last week because over the weekend the bars will suddenly filled with single women."
Guy 2: "Oh, you mean med float widows?"
Guy 2: "Oh, you mean med float widows?"
by tall_guy1979 December 30, 2007
Get the med float widow mug.long years of hardship that will lead you to one of the most amazing timeless and well-respected professions of our planet - rather than a job..being a doctor is a vocation. its extremely hard work and may bitchslap students in a pretty bad way (apart from driving dem to the very edge of reasing testing their human limits), but its a journey from which one can only learn...both knowledge-wise and life-wise. life is what you make i, actually med school can be quite fun :)
hey dude...coming for that med school student committee boat party after we finish renal?
yes sure...you getting the booze? ill get some saline who whoever gets shit and vomits his life out xD and stop hitting on the freshmen..deyre mine!
yes sure...you getting the booze? ill get some saline who whoever gets shit and vomits his life out xD and stop hitting on the freshmen..deyre mine!
by dooooooooooooodie June 6, 2011
Get the med school mug.MED's is a group of gurls. One is fat. the others have absolutely no boobs. :p These girls are all cunts : they have no life WHAT SO EVER. there ugly. and well... they like/love pussy NO DICK FOR THEM. :p
a group of gurls at your school that has one FAT member and the other two skinny ass bitches with no boobs. they also have 2 be preps and mean. they think they are better than everyone. : we call them MED's. :
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