Refers to an incision or tearing done to enlarge the urethra. The practice often envolves from masturbation with an instrument that has been inserted into the urethra. People increasingly larger the implements in the urethra to tear the tissue. Others cut one or two sides of the urethra and pack the area to kep the sides from mending together. A few men have such a large opening that they were able to insert the glans penis of another man into the tip of their penis.
messeh practices meatotomy before b0rking.
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Ok, Brandon's in there passed out dude, let's give him the grandest megaton wedgie that any human-being could physically endure and experience throughout the history of time at any point in existence in any plane of existence that ever is or was. That'll teach him to play with my power rangers!
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