Giant meaty horse cock

A stupid ass math teacher who cums out of her ears.

I hate that teacher. She’s a giant meaty horse cock.

by Soapytitties69 February 6, 2021

meaty fart

A fart that sounds like it would taste meaty and/or smells meaty

That meaty fart sounded so heavy and smelled like steak

by Chang Qou November 9, 2015

Brazilian Meatlunch

When you go down on someone who has just had a bad wax-job and there is skin missing.

I thought I was going to eat shaved steak but I ended up with a Brazilian Meatlunch.

by Spooky G July 8, 2012

Baking a meatloaf

When a bald guy wears a baseball cap and gets a sunburn, and the resulting burn pattern resembles a hunk of meatloaf on the back of their head.

Max: "Woah, looks like you're baking a meatloaf on your noggin!"
Thomas: "Damn, should've worn sunscreen I guess!"

by Fidelcashflow88 September 23, 2019

BIG MEATY CLAWS

A quote in Spongebob from season 2 episode 14.

Well maybe we wouldn't sound so bad if some people didn't try to play with BIG MEATY CLAWS!

by ChloeV124 December 1, 2016

Meatlocks

Very saggy breasts; Usually long enough to touch the middle of the abdomen. When doing push-ups, they will touch the ground, even with the arms fully extended.

Justine has some pretty nasty meatlocks.

by Superdouche January 16, 2010

Meatleaner

Indiginous to the foothills of Kentucky. Popularized by females within the food service and restaurant industry. The act of snorting lines of cocaine off an erect man's penis.

Anyone up for a Meatleaner? I just got an 8ball on my last shift and I'm a hot mess.

by L'il Debbie June 15, 2011