O.k...so this is the real definition...In use since at least 1998. While dancing with a women on the dancefloor, you reach over her shoulder all the way down to below her ass...then with two fingers you reach through her legs and hook her from the front. Note: this is much easier if she is short or you arms are super long.
by Toughie96 February 05, 2007
The Jersey Meathook is where you touch all your fingers together and you push as hard/fast as possible into a wet vagina.
by Whoisasking February 05, 2019
Having sex with a girl, then having your friend burst out of the closet with a camera. When that happens, you give the girl the shocker and lift her in the air as he takes the picture.
by Esco March 19, 2005
A sexual position where a women is performing fellatio and the man puts his finger in the women's anus and lifts the women off the ground so that she is suspended. This sexual position is not normally very pleasurable for either sexes but is normally used for those that are crazy.
by Alex Rake July 14, 2010
by Mike Barbary May 27, 2006
The act of pulling a girl toward you with fingers inserted in her vagina.
Traditionally done using both index and middle fingers simultaneously. Optimal positioning would be standing face-to-face, although pulling her via vagina from any position would meet the criteria.
A variant of the Jersey Meathook. It's close, but not as dirty.
Traditionally done using both index and middle fingers simultaneously. Optimal positioning would be standing face-to-face, although pulling her via vagina from any position would meet the criteria.
A variant of the Jersey Meathook. It's close, but not as dirty.
When my girl got out of the shower, I gave her the old New York Meathook and pulled her in for a kiss.
Girl1: "I saw you kissing Fred on the dancefloor! OMG!"
Girl2: "He had me in a New York Meathook, what could I do?"
Girl1: "I saw you kissing Fred on the dancefloor! OMG!"
Girl2: "He had me in a New York Meathook, what could I do?"
by Gandhus November 15, 2011
A strongly worded disparaging phrase showing distaste or disgust with a person or that person's ideas.
by Boston_Mama March 05, 2009