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Shove it up your bucket with a meathook

A strongly worded disparaging phrase showing distaste or disgust with a person or that person's ideas.
He asked me back to his place, but I told him, "shove it up your bucket with a meathook!"
by Boston_Mama March 5, 2009
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get that dog out the meathouse

It means that your underwear and pants have recessed into the butt crack and it has formed a noticeable line in said clothing, viewable by all.
Dude 1: Damn dude, get that dog out the meathouse!
Dude 2: Well quit looking.
by maddizzletwentytwizzle November 24, 2007
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Smokers Meathook

When you're receiving a blowjob from a person with a stoma, and you push your dick down their throat and through their stoma. This makes a hook through their throat
My girl had a stoma and since I have a curved dick I have the the good ol' smokers meathook!
by Ihatemyself4 February 13, 2017
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jersey meathook

Its when you are doing a girl doggy style, you slip your thumb in her asshole and cock it to the side and pull her back towards you.
he started with a jersey meathook and then pulled a dirty sanchez on her
by Dizzier March 4, 2005
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Cincinnati Meathook

To hit someone in the testicles with a pong paddle while they are trying to hang brain. Typically performed out of irritation that the person is too busy laughing at their own testicles to play good pong.
Some pug-faced dude was hanging brain when his partner up and gave him the Cincinnati Meathook.
by GDX98 September 27, 2005
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meatholes

A really ulgy man that you see walking down the street. He usally will have a big penis, a plad shirt on, some form of long mustace and in most cases balding or already bald.This steryrotype was brought about by the "gut from meatholes" who is just some duesch bag with a big dick who beats and fucks girls.
The guy from meatholes fucked my sister,she came back and couldent sit down her skin color also changed.
by John Greco April 30, 2006
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meat hooks

excess skin hanging from the opening of the vigina
I had to peel back the "meat hooks" to explore the inner sanctum of my ladies treasure chest.
by lettuce cuffington November 6, 2003
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