meat-gazer

1.Label for a man who publicly compares others penis size to potential sexual prowess.
2.Label for someone enlisting into the United States Armed Forces as a means of avoiding or shortening prison time.

Pvt. Cappliner is known as a meat-gazer.

by Tyrome Bling May 19, 2005

remote meat gazer

Remote Meat Gazer- The act of blankly staring as if studying someones package.

Ryan Ibsen is a remote meat gazer.

by novaman November 7, 2007

meateater

Someone who is not picky about the food they eat and therefore is very smart and knows that becoming a vegetarian/vegan is stupid.

The vegan became a selfish asshole, the meateater became an open-minded genius.

by weirdgirl August 8, 2003

Metagamer

Noun; A person playing a ttrpg (tabletop role playing game) who will search the entire universe for every edition (even for other games) for feats and abilities to break the game as much as possible.

1. UGH, Jimmy took Monkey's Grip and Giant's Strength from completely different editions of the game and now he does 20 damage at lvl 1. He is SUCH a metagamer.

by Natural1 June 1, 2018

meat gazer

N. When a man is staring at another mans crotch in a homosexual way while the unsuspecting male is being victimized.

"Ah dude watch out for this meat gazer in the Cowboy's jersey."

by bobby dville October 24, 2007

meat gazer

One who stares at a male's genitals.

Its origin may have come from the Cayman Islands from the legendary Richard Le Noir.

"Quitt" looking at my cock, you meat gazer

by Doolie May 5, 2004

Meataverse

A modern synonym for meatspace. Similar to the opposite of cyberspace, but for the Metaverse.

Antonym for 'Metaverse'. A real, physical place populated by actual people made of meat. (AKA, IRL).

Sandy: Do you wanna meet in the metaverse and play a round of VR Minigolf later?

Andy: Sorry, my wife made a reservation at a restaurant in the meataverse for tonight, so I'll have to pass this time.

by badlearner March 2, 2022