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meat bagel

(noun) A person's anus.

(adjective) Having the appearance of an anus.
"That skanks' meat bagel sure was blown out."

"Wow, that guys' mouth totally resembles a meat bagel!"
by Blapplecakes May 6, 2010
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Meat Bagel

Synonym for a woman's private area.
Look at how tight Kathy's leisure pants are. You can see her meat bagel through them! Jeff's mom's titties
by jerkbag donny October 18, 2011
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Meat Bags

That bitch let me suck on her meat bags for hours.
by Literal Lucifer July 10, 2019
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Meatbag

A term used by the assasin droid KK-47 who origionally belonged to the es-Sith Lord Revan. The word was programmed into the droid's memory core after Revan discovered it annoyed his former pupil, Malak. The term stuck with HK-47 through his numerous memory wipes and refers to all orgainics as Meatbags whenever refering to organics as a whole or to a single organic. (as a side note, HK-50, from KOTOR II: The Sith Lords Refers to Organics as, well. Organics. This makes HK-47 angry.)
HK-47: "Retraction: Did I say that out loud? I apologize, master. While you are a meatbag, I suppose I should not call you as such."

Revan: "You just called me a meatbag again!"

HK-47: "Explanation: It's just that... you have all these squishy parts, master. And all that water! How the constant sloshing doesn't drive you mad, I have no idea."

Revan: Come to think of it, neither do I.
by Chris000 December 26, 2008
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Meatbag

Any living thing or animal. Usually used by robots.
"May I kill some meatbags now master?"
by Turd Ferguson January 29, 2004
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by pascalbg January 10, 2008
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Meatbag Drag

The action of one's testicles and scrotum being dragged across another's body.
Dude, The football team always tries to Meatbag Drag me in the shower.
by Downfall95 June 18, 2011
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