McHernia

Any activity or eating problem (usually from McDonald's) that increases pressure on the abdominal wall tissue (a McDouble or McChicken for example) may lead to a hernia, including:
Chronic constipation (may cause McCramps)
Chronic cough
Enlarged prostate (straining to urinate)
Extra weight
Heavy lifting (from extra weight)
Undescended testicles (hormones in the food do that)

Broseph 1: "Bro, I'm up in the hosptial."

Broseph 2: "Man, what happened?"

Broseph 1: "I was at McDonald's and tried the McGangbang and the McGangrape which led to a McOrgy and then I had McCramps so then I thought I was getting the McShits, but actually it was a McHernia."

Broseph 2: "Aw shit man."

by McCustomer October 26, 2010

Michael McDermott

hey michael, if you’re reading this then i love you so much. sorry you had to miss fort games today. it was fun as hell! well not all of it but it was really neat. i hope you remember what april 22 is. anyways even if you don’t remember and even though we’re not officially together ( ig ) i’m celebrating it. i wanna give you my insta account password so email me, if you’re reading this and it’s a weekend or it’s still spring break. you’re kind and sweet and i don’t want the school year to end so i can be with you everyday. if we’re not in the same classes next year i want you to know i’ll still remember you! there are so many reasons to love you and i just want you to know that. even if i seem distant or upset i still care a lot for you that won’t go away. -you know who

you: *sits down in a chair*
me: omg i love you so much, Michael mcdermott you make my day and brighten up my mood! uwuwuwuwuwuwuwwu

by sumimasenNAN.theFUK April 18, 2019

mcdermid-ball

a basketball game when you use a broom to block the ball from goin into the net. You hae 10 seconds to score if not its the other persons ball. There is also a crease around the basketball hoop.

I broke my finger playin mcdermid-ball

by Andrew Quinn April 17, 2004

McTermpaper

Is an Irish member of a Mexican, sometimes hispanic, gang. It's also a McSpic gang member. Mc stands for their Irish blood of which Mc and Mic are common in place in last names. It is linked to the slur and nickname Mick. Termpaper is a more hilarious way to call someone an ese. It comes from the word essay which is an other word for a term paper. Ese which is often used to signify a Mexican gang member is pronounced the same as the academic essay.

Joe: Look at this McSpic right here. Rollin' with the Vatos.
John: Yeah, He's a dumb ass McTermpaper.
Jack: Termpaper?
Joe: Yeah, like an Essay, or an Ese.
John: Yeah Stupid.
Jack: I didn't know.

by Jim R. O'Mike January 5, 2010

mcdermied

Google a subject before hand to appear cleverer than you actually are to make others appear inferior.

He mcdermied his/her subject which left the listeners confused but made him/herself seem more intelligent.

by S&AIT June 22, 2017

McDermWorm

An otherwise useless individual that lives out in the middle of nowhere. Usually in the desert, where there is nothing but dirt and sagebrush, and so they blend in with the worms themselves. Making them a true outsider to society.

“Dude, I don’t understand why Breon won’t return my calls. I hope he’s okay.”

“Oh, I wouldn’t take it personal. It’s only natural for a McDermWorm to stay hidden from the rest of the world.”

by LoMateWAMA November 14, 2019

McGermDreamy

RIDA IS THE FUNNIEST PERSON ON THIS BIRD APP. They are also very angsty. ILYSM /p

McGermDreamy is so swag i wish i was that funny.

by totallynotzach July 12, 2021