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A place where you take a dump.
Frank: YO! Wait up. I need to take a shit!

Jack: what the fuck?? Don't do it here, go to the malvin and shit on that.
malvin by jackodude December 20, 2009
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Malvinder 

A terrorist.
One who enjoys the destruction of others.
That guy is such a Malvinder.
That sulah Malvinder!
Malvinder by Takhar7 March 19, 2009
Anything you gave away but now you want it back and are prepared to do anything to get it back, even if it means losing everything.

Named after the Argentine name for the Fawkland Islands which they ruled from 1820 to 1833 and now want back.
Barbara is my Malvinas, I should have never gave her away, I am going to dump the troupe of Folie Bergers cancan girls who have declared undying love for me, and get her back even though she has diseases science hasnt got a name for.

Those maracas are my Malvinas, I am going to cancel the world tour and travel to the South Pole to get them back from the vulcanologist I gifted them to.
A malvina is a type of scottish cheese. Often found bullying grade two children with accents, the malvina is anything but exquisite. Finds entertainment in leprachaun hunting underneath elementary schools. Avoid at all costs.
"OMG. That cheese is SUCH a malvina. She's practically RAPING that leprachaun! Poor thing."
Malvina by Patchthethird May 16, 2010
Usually a random Indian man who friends you on Instagram and asks for bob and vagene pics.
Malvino friended me on Instagram.
malvino by Maya Qween January 1, 2021

malvin reveal 

Malvin reveal is an act of revealing a Malvin's face
I malvin revealed my friend yesterday.
malvin reveal by KoRiiO_o July 11, 2017