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mayonaise 

Amoeba's brain is better than mayonaise in your head!
mayonaise by jaelee11 January 11, 2009

mayonaise dumptruck

Applying a thick and volumous load of mayonaise like consistancy cum on or around the chin of a sexual partner, whether male or female.
3 of the 10 men involved in the street bukkake were unable to leave a mayonaise dumptruck on the eager cum dumpster

Mayonaise bracelet 

The cum on a girls hand after performing a handjob. similar to a (pearl necklace) after performing felatio
Wow that girl earned that mayonaise bracelet, now she can wear it with pride!
Mayonaise bracelet by Hyruki December 2, 2009

Mayonaise 

Patrick: Is Mayonaise an instrument?

Squidward: No Patrick, Mayonaise is not an instrument.
Mayonaise by Tickle Pickle Fish December 13, 2018

happy mayonaise 

When you notice your girlfriend is happy and you decide to surprise her with cumshot attack just to ruin her day
Ahh man jenna was bragging about how good her day was so I hit that bitch with some happy mayonaise just to shut her up
happy mayonaise by chubbzilla April 24, 2016

Mayonaise Legs 

Describes a slut's legs--they're easy to spread.
I really like Mary--she has mayonaise legs!
Mayonaise Legs by Booger July 15, 2004