Punter of the decade for the Indianapolis Colts from 2009-2016 .Master of content with his own podcast, stand-up comedy show , SiriusXM show , appearances on college game day ,Get Up!,and mouth piece and wrestling entertainer in WWE’s NXT and has kicked Adam Cole’s life right out of his body . Is also Aaron Rodgers best friend . Has also made appearances as a commentator for Thursday night college football
by Thepub December 4, 2020

A chair with a hole cut in it so a person may defecate through the hole while they masturbate and/or receive sexually stimulation from a partner(s).
by HahahaButt February 11, 2021

The most ELECTRIC man in all of sports AND entertainment! Leader of the McAfee Mafia AND Punter of the Decade according to PPF!
by aer612 December 4, 2020

The ahbsolute goat of sports talk shows, punting, NXT, and shitting on little mermaid Ariel Helwani. Hammer DAHN!
by FuckKoolKydChris December 4, 2020

The baddest motherfucker on this earth. Kicks balls and skulls and makes NXT Undisputed Era look like a bunch of stooges. Pat's yinzer blood allows him to drink copious amounts of alcohol and smoke a lot of vitamins. Keep your eyes peeled for when he swings his massive HAMMER DAHN!!!
Pat McAfee then kicked that stooge Adam Cole in his chin so hard that Adam's soul left his body, not wanting to be associated with such a bitchass loser.
Pat McAfee's dominance has been witnessed by millions... AND MILLIONS!!!
Pat McAfee's dominance has been witnessed by millions... AND MILLIONS!!!
by Shamaster78 December 4, 2020

by DK MetcaIf December 4, 2020

An "antivirus" program that is used to fuck with the minds of all grandmothers and ruin the important documents you have in the background that you haven't saved yet. It is specifically designed to update when you are writing a last minute essay for school. Its other features include but are not limited to:
Being impossible to delete on your grandmother's pc.
Slows your potato pc until it crashes.
Melting your cpu into a liquid.
Being impossible to delete on your grandmother's pc.
Slows your potato pc until it crashes.
Melting your cpu into a liquid.
Imagine you are in your living room and your mom comes in there freaking out.
MOM: *screams*
YOU: "WHAT?"
MOM: "YOUR LAPTOP IS ON FIRE!"
YOU: "GOD DAMN MCAFEE"
MOM: *screams*
YOU: "WHAT?"
MOM: "YOUR LAPTOP IS ON FIRE!"
YOU: "GOD DAMN MCAFEE"
by Pyth0n_lol July 20, 2022
