Matza Curls

The slang term for curly or "Jewish" like sideburns. Can be used to describe a non-Jew as long as their hair or sideburns at least are curly.

"That kids sideburns are so curly, wait.. those are matza curls!!"

by Munich August 28, 2008

matzah daddy

A sugar daddy but for Jews. A wealthy Israeli who funds Jewish girls.

Yo, she got a Matzah Daddy. That’s how she’s going through college.

by Big boy Ronny November 10, 2017

Mattzarella

Flamboyantly gay. For some reason thinks he's an actor, randomly quits Starcraft to pursue roles. Pln's favorite human.

Mattzarella: u
Mattzarella: u
Mattzarella: suck

by Badme December 8, 2003

matzah gobbler

The proper, non-racist term for a Jew, much like kike.

James: Look at Avi over there paying that clerk in pennies, when I just saw him climb out of that $100,000 Ferrari.

Alison: Typical matzah gobbler, always gobbling that nasty kike food and ripping people off.

by Albert Sharpton September 4, 2019

ein matzav

An Israeli expression, that litterally translates to "there is no situation". It means "definitely not".

(a) "Will you come to school tomorrow?"
(b) "With this teacher? Ein Matzav"

by Leahmor May 3, 2005

Matzah Ball Soup

Pissing in a girls mouth and then dunking your balls inside of her mouth.

Girl: Whats for dinner?

Response: Matzah Ball Soup, now open up bitch!

by Jew Captain 1 August 14, 2010

matzab

people who participate in a variety of activities including, a. jumping with the left foot forward,
b. ganking,
c.capping,
d.mortar and pestling,
e.flying,
f.pwning with swords
Generally identifiable by the obvious awesomeness.

That matzab was friggin pwning shit like it was his birthday.

by Brett February 11, 2004