national maurice day

A day we celebrate Maurice and his photo shoot with trees

“what’s today and who’s that on the tree?”

“Oh it’s national maurice day and that’s maurice !!”

by ilovemaurice23 August 26, 2023

maurice

The maurice is a term with Italian origins and it represents a lesbian sexual practice.
It consists of an attempt to penetrate as much as possible a pussy with one boob and its nipple.
It is typically suitable for women with fuller breast.

The girl is making a maurice to her friend.
Those girls are having fun with the maurice.
"I want to have a maurice, make me a maurice".

by axel&pierre January 29, 2016

maurice

something that inconveniences you in any way possible shape or form

dude! fucking maurice!

godamnit maurice!

maurice! not again!

by stephanie mouse December 11, 2018

Maurice

The name of an imaginary friend who's always present in the room when people are smoking pot.

"You guys wanna go hang with Maurice?"

"Maurice knocked the bong over!"

"Maurice is our safety meeting coordinator."

by spragglemitnick March 21, 2013

maurice clarett

A term used to describe a series of choices somebody made in their life that left them getting fucked in the ass in jail by a 6'6" black guy named Bubba or Ray Ray.

Scott Peterson pulled a maurice clarett when he killed his wife and threw her in the lake. Now he is in prison for life with "beautiful Bubba".

by Jason W. September 19, 2006

Maurice

An intelligent, pleasing nigga with a very big penis

“hey john can you help me with my homework”
“ask maurice to do it, he’s smart”

by demxnhunter September 25, 2021

Maurice Green

A run in a marijuana ciggarette (see joint, blunt). Named after the famous olympic sprinter.

Guy1: Oh man, catch that Maurice Green
Guy2: Screw it lets go get some tasty, smooth pudding
Guy1:yeah

by Dusitn for Pres in 96 April 24, 2005