Matteson

Home of the coolest trailer park and worst school districts ever. popular place for project relocation.

Did you see the new Matteson liquors they relocated to the mattress warehouse store.

by pooperscooper19 October 16, 2008

Matson

Means a crotchty old guy, usualy joins the military and then bombs the crap outta everything in a B-52. Also, tells funny stories

Man, this guy is such a Matson!

by Iscol Eddoc Enairon April 25, 2009

Matson

Not a crotchety old guy who bombs the crap out of things

Wow this guy is such a Matson because he isn’t a crotchety old guy who bombs the crap out of people

by The real Matson not dumb iscol November 16, 2020

Mattison

Matti is a very short girl with a bad attitude. she also will beat a bitches ass if needed. she doesn’t play around with people talking shit. also juuls and vapes and plays sports.

Damn, mattison beat her ass today

by Crazygirl108 November 5, 2018

Mattsine

A perfect couple you get when you mix the names Matthew and Ernestine.

Matthew + Ernestine = Mattsine

by ayeegirrl April 22, 2013

Mattsson

One fly guy! Causes wetness of the panties in all genders. Often called "snake bite" after the scar on his right arm from his encounter with diamondback rattlesnake. The snake was dead within minutes.

Arnold Schwarzenegger: Whoa Chuck! Where'd you get that black eye?

Chuck Norris: Goddamn Mattsson!

by grimtraveller June 8, 2018

Mattongo

A white man with very large lips. When he runs he falls over them!

Legend has it that it that it was a lip transplant gone wrong!

'Mattongo' is very rubbish at football tripping over his lips!

by Genesis Project September 1, 2018