Matthias

A dirty little Canadian boy who fucked his cat and his little sister

Wtf Matthias you went balls deep in your sister

by BDB🍆 April 24, 2018

Matthias

Matthias is one pussy ass boy he thinks he is cute but only few girls like him he can sometimes be annoying and thinks that he can fight

Word to me you acting like Matthias

by Bbadbishh February 20, 2019

Matthias Helvar

Crooked Kingdom Spoilers:

Not bulletproof

Matthias Helvar is not bulletproof

by Simping.for.bakingsoda May 31, 2021

Matthias Moment

There are two types of Matthias moment, just like there are two types of diabetes.

A 'Type 1' Matthias moment is when you are accidentally really mean/rash towards someone.

A 'Type 2' Matthias moment is when you are accidentally really creepy/seedy towards someone.

Type 1 - "Oh I was such a prick to David. That was such a Matthias moment, Type 1"

Type 2 - "Oh I had such a Matthias moment, Type 2, with Matt; he said 'In you go baby!'"

by Ya Boi Matty Ten Mahayehfieken October 7, 2017

Dirty Matthias

When you masturbate to Kanye West using a mater beater while listening to Donda then you cream on a picture of Kanye West and give it to your friend as a gift.

I gave my friend a dirty Matthias last night

by KanyeWestHasALargePenis October 29, 2021

Matthias Ears

When your ears are so big people mistake you for Matthias.

Bryan: Hey, Matthias!

Joey: I’m not Matthias! I ‘m Joey!
Bryan: When did you get those Matthias ears?

by IHasPseudonym January 5, 2019

saggy matthias

A certain person we know by many....lykd by few, with a certain pair of breasts with a sagging tendeny that'd whiplash any grandma

Wow, that girl is really hott...*girl turns round*....fucking hell, she's got tits on her lyk a saggy matthias!

by John April 14, 2005