Matthew Stafford

1. the Detroit Lions starting Quarterback for the past 11 years

2. being the only Person in a group project/any group activity wo cares for the outcome.

Martha Ford: Should we get defenders on our team?

Bob Quinn: No need Martha, we have Matthew Stafford. He’ll put up 30 points every game.

by Cantguardme035 May 7, 2020

matthew stokoe

Author of the incredibly disturbing and visceral novels "Cows" and "High Life." An underground phenomenon of the literary world, Stokoe's name has become synonymous with some of the most graphic imagery and poetically offensive writing since the French surrealism movement.

"Since I read Cows by Matthew Stokoe, I haven't been able to eat beef because I'm afraid of the semen levels I might be digesting."

by jody r. gross March 24, 2007

matthew swinarski

one who is kind smart and nice to people

Dude you are a matthew swinarski

by meme lord 1999 December 21, 2016

matthew sturniolo

matthew sturniolo is a good reason to live. a reason to smile. i reason to be happy.

matthew sturniolo is my happiness

by Uwugirl191935 April 17, 2023

Matthew Sanders

The real name of M Shadows, lead singer of Avenged Sevenfold

"look, there's Matthew Sanders!"

"fuck sake, it's M Shadows you div!"

by Mel Vengeance ;) May 28, 2008

Matthew Scannell

An Excellent singer and a member of the band "Vertical Horizon"

A famous song of his is "everything you want"

and a message to the first guy who added a definition of him, if i ever find out who you are i'll tear out your fucking lips you pathetic prat. you obviously couldn't tell a good singer if one came up and bit you in the ass.

Me: Hey Matt, you rock dude!
Matthew: Thanks Mate.
Me: I hunted down your haters for you!
Matthew: Uhh... Thanks mate, I think.

by L'Ranne June 24, 2006

Matthew Shirley

This is a different type of guy, he is quite bi as he enjoys to squeeze male asses. He pinches and starts to shout "Here comes the tickle monster" down an ally way. He is very mysterious since he claims he's a different person. He is very weird on how he tried to motorboats a male who is no one you need to know. Matthew is one of a kind due to the fact he likes to touch up little kiddies asses.

Matthew Shirley is the tickle Monster

by It'sYaBoiDJD April 22, 2017