matthew healy

Lead singer and guitarist of the bast band; The 1975. Hottest man alive.

Matthew Healy is bæ.

by The1975_matty September 14, 2015

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Matthew Tedford

A guy. He's a lifegaurd, he has a killer body. You know what's even better? He's the perfect combination of cute, handsome, and hot. And he's kind of a moron, yet he's one of the smartest guys you'll ever meet. He'll come off as a douche and that's what makes him so attractive. Inside, he's the softest and funniest guy you'll ever talk to. Even though he's a pussy for sleep, he'll stay up late talking to you because he loves you.

Hey, are you dating anyone?

Yeah! I'm dating Matthew Tedford!

Matthew Tedford, the perfect guy? Hah, lucky.

by Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedia March 31, 2013

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Matthew Gray Gubler

the most adorable and amazing man to grace the planet. often wears mismatched socks and jokes around.

help, im simping over Matthew Gray Gubler again!

by mggslittlefuck November 10, 2020

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Matthew Barnett

A rapist from Rapetown, USA (aka Maryville, MO) who preys on the young and vulnerable/unconscious. His tactics include leaving victims to die in freezing temperatures, calling in political favors from his Grandpappy and encouraging friends to harass victims, or in some instances, even burn down their homes. Matthew is known for his exceptionally long neck and $10 DUI fines.

Mary: Hey, how is that long necked rapist over there not in jail?!

Jane: oh, that's Matthew Barnett. His Grandpappy called in favors for him, including the destruction of evidence.

Mary: hide yo kids, hide yo wife!!

by Poofor October 17, 2013

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