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Mariachi

A fat L packed with a combination of bud and hash
"This mariachi got me seeing Supernova star-guts in the pizza crust man."
by littlesayed November 27, 2019
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Mariachism

An economy that is a mixture of communism and anarchy. You can use other people's stuff with their consent, if they don't consent the person you took from can tackle you down and use any means necessary to get their things back. It sounds like full anarchy but it's not full anarchy.
"You just got Mariachied"
"The only economy I support is Mariachism"
by Deaththyme April 21, 2021
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Seattle Mariachi

A high-risk sex position where the woman does a handstand and the male dangles from the ceiling from a rope, belly facing downward, and with such liberty he can thrust from the tip all the way to balls-deep.
Fred:"What's the biggest rush you've had in your life?"
Kevin: "I performed a Seattle Mariachi with my wife. It was like skydiving for my dick."
by cheeseybigtoe February 25, 2018
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patriarchy

A made up social construct that feminists use to blame all their problem on men.
Example 1:

Feminist: I didn't get that job that i wasn't qualified for, it's all the patriarchy's fault!

Example 2:

Shoe0nHead: Omg, is that- is that the patriarchy?

Patriarchy: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by Smol_Bean June 24, 2017
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El Mariachi

Main character in "El Mariachi" trilogy: "El Mariachi," "Desperado," and "Once Upon a Time in Mexico;" portrayed by Spaniard Antonio Banderas in the latter 2 movies
El Mariachi was a vengenace-seeking badass, Bro!
by Da Nastee One December 3, 2003
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matriarchal

a woman who rules her family or tribe
The leader was a matriarchal. A beastly one at that.
by Morgan tee January 28, 2008
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patriarchal blessing

A blessing given to a teenager under the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (or commonly known as Mormon) religion. This blessing is usually accompanied by a written document containing insight into the receiver's future, which is used for guidance.
by CDB December 7, 2004
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